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So when the woman says:
"They are also long and thin..."
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"... and thicker, so and beyond..."
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... the guy can't take it anymore. He stood up
and says: "If I could find one like that..."
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- "... you don't even know what I would do to him..."
- It's something terrible!
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They were called "zîbîk".
They were like grinders. So big.
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And made of wood, right? Or so I heard
I've never seen one.
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I haven't laughed like that in forever.
Let's drink, Vedat.
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- Cheers!
- Welcome, old man.
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- Welcome.
- Health.
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Zeki, why not, you know...?
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That's right. I laughed enough.
Let's not make Vedat wait any longer.
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Man, you really should have put them on
in a plastic bag?
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The packaging had to be pathetic,
otherwise it would attract attention. Not?
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Sure.
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Here we go, this is the goods.
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Just look at the seams.
I speak for myself.
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- Can I touch them then?
- Sure. Look.
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They are called "long Wellington boots".
They are around 130-140 years old.
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I can't give an exact figure, but something like that.
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- And how did they get to you?
- This is an interesting story.
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Come on, tell him. Vedat is ours.
There is no stranger. It's just us.
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- Okay, American President Garfield...
- What, the old man?
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- What the bloody hell?
- Garfield is a hothead, right?
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Google it, man!
See with your own eyes.
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The American president at the time was
Garfield.
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Okay, I write: "Garfield." "You wanted it
say 'Garfield'?". Motan again.
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where is the president
Gone. On vacation.
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- Go ahead, buddy.
- Alpay...
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Okay, go on.
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Vedat, the American president sends them
our sultan a gift.
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And the sultan says to himself:
"I'll send him a present too."
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My great-great-grandfather, Aziz Vefa,
member of the secret police...
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... and another civil servant, Lemi Galip,
from Finance.
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He gives them a mission.
what does he say
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He says, "Take this gift to the president."
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- So they go to the palace.
- At the palace?
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So what did you think? That they met
with the sultan on the shore of the Bosphorus?
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- So they go to the palace.
- Okay. Move on, will you?
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Okay, but first learn to listen.
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Telling a story means just as much
to be listened to.
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Okay...
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I arrive in front of the sultan.
And he kissed her hand
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- Does the sultan kiss theirs too?
- Keep it up, boy, stop messing around!
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The gift is immediately presented to them.
what is it A diamond necklace.
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And the sultan says:
"Now everything is in your hands."
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"And forget 1,000 dollars for the road.
Dollars of the Confederacy."
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Now, you cannot say:
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"Sorry, Padishah. America
it's very far We can't do that."
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You have to go, no matter what.
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Now that they have received their mission,
the itinerary is clear.
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First, the Orient Express to Paris.
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Then a ship to London.
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And then another ship, with which they cross the Atlantic
towards America.
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OTTOMAN COWBOYS
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Alas! I did it again...
I'm terribly sorry!
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It's a very bad road, isn't it, dear?
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S'il vous plaît, madame.
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Pardon my curiosity, sir, but...
are you french
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No, madam, I'm Ottoman!
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God, Ottoman!
That's awesome!
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Jack?
did you hear
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Yes, I know, Ottomans.
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It was as if you were at the gates of Vienna, right?
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Once upon a time...
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- Yes, yes. "Beat-beak..."
- "Who's there?" - "The Ottomans."
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"Ottomans and what else?"
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"Ottoman Empire!"
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Our honorable scoundrel didn't get caught,
Aziz.
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Ask him if Mr. and Mrs. Brown
they returned from the picnic.
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Leave me alone, sir!
The humor is far too subtle.
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English peasant!
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- "Village People."
- Village people?
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I say that we value our peasants a lot.
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You ride camels, don't you?
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Jack!
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Camels? Yes. Every time.
Always!
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Camels everywhere!
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I always say that.
It's the only thing I know.
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Camels.
Everywhere.
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What about you, sir?
What do you do?
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- Me?
- Yes.
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secret...
He's from the secret police...
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Well, I'm good at keeping secrets...
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He says he's good at keeping secrets.
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You'll keep them when we take a break.
Later!
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What if we stopped to water the plants a little?
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excuse me
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A little water!
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are you
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I!
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You are fantastic!
I...
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Oiled fight.
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Oil everywhere!
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- Scotch?
- Ottoman.
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In fact, we are here
on a special mission.
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Do you see this diamond?
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God, it's priceless!
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Of course. It's a gift from our sultan
for your president.
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what the hell are you doing
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- What's the problem?
- You can't wave it like a lollipop!
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- Well, you waved the picture!
- Put it back immediately!
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Okay, don't get so hot!
I am responsible for him.
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Excuse me.
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Sir, it can be very dangerous...
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- Bandits!
- Calm down.
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Calm down!
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I am armed.
Don't worry.
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How many people are there? How many?
have you seen How many?
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Be careful.
Don't point it at me!
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Be careful. We will follow the normal procedure.
Calm down.
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Listen. We're going to use the straws to shoot
to lots. The diamond or the money? Quick!
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- I ran into a big trouble, Mr. Aziz!
- Choose a straw!
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The diamond.
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Calm down, be calm.
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- I am an entire army, Mr. Aziz!
- Stay calm. Calm down. Be calm.
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- I'm calm!
- Be calm.
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In the name of Allah, the Most Merciful,
too-merciful...
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Allah, do not leave us!
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Don't worry.
Don't worry!
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We don't give up the diamond, even if it means
to give our lives!
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- Come on, brave man!
- Come on, God-help...
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I said stop the diligence, son of a bitch!
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Listen, Zeki... I kind of lost the thread
from due diligence onwards.
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Wait.
Let's try this, then.
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I said stop the diligence, son of a bitch!
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Get out!
Out, out!
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Get out of there!
Get off!
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- Come on, move!
- God, Jack! Not!
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- Stop! Let her go!
- Don't shout, sir! Keep calm!
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am the captain
Johnny Lesh.
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My crew and I are here...
... to relieve you of certain things,
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to help you enjoy
for a more comfortable journey.
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You are free to shout.
Make the heroes and you are dead.
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This gun is 150 years old.
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I asked the administration for a new one,
did anyone give any frozen onions?
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Get over here, you bastard!
Move! Get over there!
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Lash!
Look at this goodness!
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A watch!
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Look, don't take us for anyone.
I just came from Istanbul!
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Wow?...
It can be seen.
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I've never seen anything like this before
not even in Buffalo Bill's show!
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what the hell is this
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A butt.
I also have a flute, if you want.
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Finish!
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Not...!
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- Lash!
- What the hell did you do?
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This is unbelievable!
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But we are friends with Ahmet Pocnitoare,
from the robbers' quarter. Be careful!
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Come on, let's go!
I smell Indians.
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See you!
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- He said "Sioux". There are Sioux in the area...
- No, he said "see you", meaning "goodbye".
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Who the hell is Ahmet Pocnitoare?
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However, whenever I mention his name,
I'm up to my neck in trouble!
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Don't make me mad, monser!
The instructions are clear.
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"In case of danger,
hide state assets"
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"in the precious areas".
What do you want more clearly?
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Sir, but is it correct?
Ditamai the diamond?
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You have the impression that I enjoy it
put $1,000 in my back?
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- I have no way of knowing!
- Can we?
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The Lord wants to protect his back,
and I risk being mutilated!
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Get over here!
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Unfold that handkerchief.
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We're welcome.
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Bravo!
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This should also have a saucer...
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That's all.
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Are you feeling well?
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At least I saved a thousand dollars.
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This is not the time to joke, but we can say
that bastard pulled it on us.
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Keep it up and you're a dead man!
We face the arrows of fate!
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Indians!
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- Howgh!
- What's that "howgh"?
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I think they use animal names...
Carpenter.
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My name is Richard Thomas. I'm at Oxford.
I just spend the summer with my tribe.
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Look, we come from Istanbul. It is said
that Indians have Turkish origins, right?
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- Brother Kenan, is it true what he says?
- I'm kidding, son, leave them in the empty ass!
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I take them down myself.
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And if I send you greetings
from Selim Apaşul, from Kasîmpaşa?
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I can handle it.
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Please...
Lemi-Bei!
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Let's hope they don't pull it on us...
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- Welcome, Kenan-Bei.
- God!
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- Mr. Aziz, should we notify the consulate?
- We can.
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That thing you wear around your neck
does it have any specific meaning?
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It's a talisman from mom. He said
that it will keep any danger at bay.
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Hello! It's an emergency, my friend.
Telegraph this to Istanbul right now.
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Is that an "A"?
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Is it possible, sir?
You work here and you can't read?
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- Give it here.
- Take care of it.
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If Lucky Luke appeared now, you wouldn't know
how to flatter him!
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Lucky Luke?
Who cares about him?
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- Do I have a telegram?
- Friend! Welcome!
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Take a seat there, please.
Geoffrey, boy, bring us two teas!
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After some time, an answer arrives
from the palace.
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what does he say
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"You don't need to come back."
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"Mail us the head
the responsible official."
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ok ok...
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Cut off my head and send it.
Don't be sorry for that.
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I am the culprit.
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How should I proceed?
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I don't know.
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First put the noose around my neck.
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Send greetings to mother
from my side.
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Oh America!
What happened to this dream?
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He needs some water.
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Shut your mouth!
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We're in this shit together
and we will pay together!
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Aziz, you will be exiled to the Sahara!
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Look around. We are already in the Sahara!
Who needs to be exiled?
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We won't die until we find the diamond.
okay?
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For a week or so,
he walks aimlessly, without a penny in his pocket.
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They are thinking about getting weapons
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and look for the bandits,
to recover the diamond.
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But weapons don't come for free.
And they don't have a penny.
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Delete it, suckers!
Valley!
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Then they think of some business
that will at least bring them food.
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I say "business", but, normally, not like that
for which you need capital.
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Horse washing.
No brush, no sponge.
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Horse wash!
Inside and outside!
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Long live your stallion!
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Horse wash!
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After getting their hands dirty
in about two shitty businesses...
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... Mr. Aziz gets an idea. "Why
shouldn't we do something we are good at?"
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And now, the most beloved characters,
with the most appreciated scenes!
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- "Happy Ramadan, dear Karagöz!"
- "Get out, you idiot!"
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"Don't be like that, Karagöz.
It's the holy month of Ramadan!"
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"Don't worry, Hacivat, you little mouth!
My whole family is behind you."
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It was the best show
from Sultanahmet last year.
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Let's laugh a little!
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Sorry, not funny.
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Try to be more open to new things.
It's shadow theater. Karagöz!
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00:19:36,577 --> 00:19:38,583
If it was funny, we would laugh.
Isn't that right, girl?
235
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:39,312
That's right.
236
00:19:39,322 --> 00:19:42,616
Okay... next year I'm going to stage Molière.
Molière's "miser"!
237
00:19:42,977 --> 00:19:45,736
I played Bekir, the swaggering drunk,
I played Beberuhi the Dwarf.
238
00:19:45,897 --> 00:19:47,376
They didn't laugh at any of them!
239
00:19:47,817 --> 00:19:49,755
But they laughed when you played it
on the dancer, right?
240
00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:51,266
And?
Until then?
241
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:55,136
They have no sense of humor.
American humor! Sictir!
242
00:19:55,497 --> 00:19:58,136
Jokes are lost in translation,
of course.
243
00:19:59,937 --> 00:20:01,775
Leave me alone!
244
00:20:05,896 --> 00:20:09,855
Eggs... put them well.
what's there
245
00:20:10,056 --> 00:20:11,055
Sugar.
246
00:20:12,736 --> 00:20:16,295
Lemons...sugar!
Lemons and sugar!
247
00:20:16,496 --> 00:20:22,695
Lollipop!... Spin, spin,
spin!... Lollipop!
248
00:20:23,056 --> 00:20:25,415
You're welcome.
Bon appetit!
249
00:20:25,656 --> 00:20:27,335
- Lollipops!
- Make me one.
250
00:20:27,496 --> 00:20:30,895
- Our client, our master!
- Put this one, not that one!
251
00:20:31,056 --> 00:20:32,181
They are Ottoman lollipops.
252
00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,841
- It might be too heavy.
- Shut the hell up!
253
00:20:42,896 --> 00:20:46,254
They don't shy away from anything
to raise $100.
254
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:50,814
It even features cartoons,
using a machine built by Lemi.
255
00:20:50,975 --> 00:20:55,254
I'm talking about cartoons! Walt Disney
he hasn't appeared yet, not even Mickey Mouse!
256
00:20:55,535 --> 00:20:59,294
Look, look! A love story!
Real as life itself!
257
00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,774
I'm going to tell you something,
but do not misunderstand.
258
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:06,014
Discover that formula. you know
the one they say is secret?
259
00:21:06,455 --> 00:21:08,534
- Which one is that?
- Coke, boy!
260
00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:12,134
Licorice, baking soda...
And at the base is the syrup, anyway.
261
00:21:12,375 --> 00:21:16,374
Wait, I'm lost.
Did they really invent Coke?
262
00:21:16,535 --> 00:21:18,694
Sure!
Sure, but...
263
00:21:23,655 --> 00:21:25,053
Aziz!
264
00:21:25,814 --> 00:21:27,293
what do you say
265
00:21:27,614 --> 00:21:32,373
Very nice!
Very nice! Look...
266
00:21:40,774 --> 00:21:42,333
Taste.
267
00:21:44,534 --> 00:21:45,893
what do you say
268
00:21:46,094 --> 00:21:47,693
Delicious!
269
00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:53,853
Aziz, should I write this on the boat?
"To drink cold".
270
00:21:54,054 --> 00:21:57,773
Leave it alone! Leave people alone.
Let them drink as they please.
271
00:21:57,934 --> 00:22:01,213
Drink, drink!
Ice cold cola!
272
00:22:01,494 --> 00:22:05,213
Thank you. Enjoy it!
Ice cold cola!
273
00:22:05,374 --> 00:22:06,932
Drink, drink!
274
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,612
Cheap chicken, cheap chicken...
He needs a drink next to...
275
00:22:09,773 --> 00:22:13,452
Is anyone hungry?
Ice cold cola!
276
00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:15,652
Let me get the money first.
Welcome, my friend.
277
00:22:15,813 --> 00:22:18,972
The girlfriends aren't ready yet.
I'll give you a fin instead.
278
00:22:20,453 --> 00:22:22,212
Give me the rest for that.
279
00:22:22,373 --> 00:22:26,972
- Cheap chicken, cheap chicken...
- Shame on you! What's all the fuss about?
280
00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:30,492
And you are a merchant, right? Shout too!
The squeaky wheel is greased.
281
00:22:31,853 --> 00:22:33,912
We are Kentucky boys.
Stop the nonsense!
282
00:22:33,973 --> 00:22:37,292
And we are boys from Samatya.
Are you playing with us...?
283
00:22:38,213 --> 00:22:40,492
leave me
leave me
284
00:22:42,093 --> 00:22:43,972
I'll give you this bottle!
285
00:22:44,133 --> 00:22:45,332
leave me
286
00:22:48,452 --> 00:22:50,171
Allah!
287
00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:53,331
So he tries to sell chicken sandwiches
in Kentucky.
288
00:22:53,492 --> 00:22:56,571
As if he could escape easily!
The guys have a business there.
289
00:22:56,732 --> 00:22:58,731
Would he give someone else a chance?
Do you recognize him?
290
00:22:58,892 --> 00:23:00,291
- Who are you referring to?
- Who do you believe?
291
00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:03,371
The guy on the KFC logo.
I don't advertise it now.
292
00:23:03,532 --> 00:23:07,051
For our boys, it was
another disappointment.
293
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:27,971
We stick it here and there and it works.
294
00:23:28,132 --> 00:23:30,530
Wretched peasants, they won't let us
let's not even do an honest job!
295
00:23:30,691 --> 00:23:32,450
How much money do we have?
296
00:23:33,651 --> 00:23:35,850
- About 50-55 dollars.
- Give them over here.
297
00:23:36,131 --> 00:23:39,010
I'll get a gun and we'll go after the thugs!
298
00:23:39,171 --> 00:23:42,570
Enough with the nonsense!
I finally woke up from the American dream!
299
00:23:43,011 --> 00:23:44,490
Mr. Aziz, you are a wanted man.
300
00:23:44,651 --> 00:23:47,290
I'm gonna find that bastard
by Johnny Lesh and I'll finish it.
301
00:23:47,451 --> 00:23:51,050
- Mr. Aziz, you are a wanted man!
- It's not like that! It's just luck, that's all.
302
00:23:51,211 --> 00:23:53,970
No, not in that sense, sir!
A price has been placed on your head.
303
00:23:58,371 --> 00:23:59,930
Leit me!
304
00:24:00,091 --> 00:24:02,930
- Ten dollars. Can we get hold of them?
- Of course yes!
305
00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:07,090
Horse... Horse Whisper...
Horse Whisperer.
306
00:24:08,291 --> 00:24:10,010
"Horse" means "horse"!
307
00:24:11,011 --> 00:24:14,809
How about this?
Johnny Lesh... $500.
308
00:24:15,490 --> 00:24:17,929
So he's at the top of the list, son of a bitch!
309
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,649
Let's fix that pot.
310
00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,609
Hello, Mister Sheriff.
311
00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:34,289
I'm Lenny, the bounty hunter.
312
00:24:35,610 --> 00:24:39,049
- I want $10 for the cowboy.
- What cowboy?
313
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:43,009
- The horse-raping cowboy.
- What are you talking about?
314
00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:49,729
- You know, the one who "whispers with the horses".
- Sick bastard! Pervert!
315
00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:52,009
But I didn't do anything!
The horse started.
316
00:24:52,170 --> 00:24:55,608
Mr. Sheriff, it's your duty
that these perverts end up behind bars!
317
00:24:55,769 --> 00:24:57,688
Lou, lock up the animal!
318
00:24:58,369 --> 00:25:00,928
It must be kept away from stables
for a while, you scoundrel!
319
00:25:03,649 --> 00:25:05,368
Hold on, the $10.
320
00:25:06,049 --> 00:25:09,328
That's petty.
I'm actually after Johnny Lesh.
321
00:25:09,769 --> 00:25:14,328
Johnny Lesh? are you kidding
I would retire if we found it.
322
00:25:14,729 --> 00:25:16,208
Look.
500 dollars.
323
00:25:18,769 --> 00:25:21,848
- Would you like some coke?
- Coke?... Is it a drink?
324
00:25:32,129 --> 00:25:33,328
Welcome, Mr. Sheriff.
325
00:25:34,648 --> 00:25:36,167
Don't you want too?
326
00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:27,006
Mr. Sheriff Cheko?
327
00:26:31,247 --> 00:26:33,286
Look, Timothy the horse thief.
328
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:35,646
Timothy the horse thief, yes?
329
00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,926
how old are you
330
00:26:40,967 --> 00:26:42,846
Open your mouth!
Open!
331
00:26:45,407 --> 00:26:47,406
- Don't give a damn.
- Twenty dollars!
332
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:52,246
Ten dollars.
333
00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:56,126
I hate horse thieves, Timothy!
334
00:26:56,447 --> 00:26:59,765
- Okay, ten dollars, ten dollars.
- Shall we clap?
335
00:27:00,246 --> 00:27:01,645
Close it!
336
00:27:07,326 --> 00:27:09,845
Mr. Sheriff, would you like a Coke?
337
00:27:10,006 --> 00:27:11,405
Coke?
338
00:27:11,766 --> 00:27:13,485
Let her go.
339
00:27:19,326 --> 00:27:20,805
You?
340
00:27:24,166 --> 00:27:25,405
It's cold as ice.
341
00:27:31,446 --> 00:27:33,205
May he perform his miracles!
342
00:27:45,445 --> 00:27:48,244
Johnny Lesh... $900.
343
00:27:48,805 --> 00:27:51,684
Climb faster than the buck, you son of a bitch.
344
00:27:59,285 --> 00:28:02,604
Be careful.
Put in $100, no change.
345
00:28:03,085 --> 00:28:05,364
Let's say he robbed a train.
346
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:09,724
- Mr. Aziz, and the name?
- The name?
347
00:28:11,605 --> 00:28:15,444
Write. "Jack Daniels".
Anyway, it's our last shot.
348
00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:18,564
Tomorrow we are on the train to White Lake.
349
00:28:18,765 --> 00:28:21,283
- Jack...
- ... Daniel.
350
00:28:21,604 --> 00:28:25,963
Yes-niel.
Jack the Train Robber.
351
00:28:30,324 --> 00:28:33,723
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
352
00:28:34,164 --> 00:28:38,323
Almighty God, have mercy
of the soul of your departed servant.
353
00:28:38,564 --> 00:28:42,203
And we, those who mourn him, let us pray
for his soul.
354
00:28:42,604 --> 00:28:46,283
God, protect him and watch over him.
Amen.
355
00:28:50,524 --> 00:28:53,443
Take it easy!
May God forgive his sins, brother.
356
00:28:53,604 --> 00:28:55,643
Not "brother", "father".
357
00:28:56,204 --> 00:28:58,683
Actually, we were looking for the sheriff.
358
00:28:59,084 --> 00:29:00,243
I'm Sheriff Murphy.
359
00:29:00,404 --> 00:29:03,322
Sheriff, I brought you Jack,
the train robber.
360
00:29:03,883 --> 00:29:05,602
- Jack the train robber?
- Jack, the train robber.
361
00:29:05,763 --> 00:29:08,202
Jack the Train Robber!
362
00:29:08,803 --> 00:29:12,202
Did you hear that, Jack?
The guy says he got you!
363
00:29:12,443 --> 00:29:14,522
Burn in hell!
Get it over with!
364
00:29:14,683 --> 00:29:16,642
- Is he Jack the Train Robber?
- Our damned luck!
365
00:29:16,803 --> 00:29:19,242
- It was your idea with the train robber!
- And Jack Daniel whose idea was it?
366
00:29:19,403 --> 00:29:21,722
I laughed at "Jack the Train Robber"
not?
367
00:29:21,883 --> 00:29:24,482
Sheriff, give me permission
to offer you a Coke.
368
00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:30,402
Wait! There's carbon dioxide inside!
Carbon dioxide! God!
369
00:29:31,723 --> 00:29:34,722
Roll them in pitch and flakes
and close them!
370
00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,922
Come on!
Move!
371
00:29:43,683 --> 00:29:48,481
Ease yourself into the potty!
Don't chicken out all over the place.
372
00:29:53,322 --> 00:29:55,881
- Do you still wear that talisman?
- Of course.
373
00:29:56,042 --> 00:29:58,441
The one who keeps the dangers away?
374
00:29:59,802 --> 00:30:01,561
Gambling, right?
375
00:30:02,322 --> 00:30:04,001
God, give me patience...
376
00:30:04,162 --> 00:30:08,161
This is the calm before the storm.
More important things will come...
377
00:30:08,522 --> 00:30:11,681
It really has to be one like you
in every prison? Leave us!
378
00:30:16,722 --> 00:30:18,161
Johnny Lesh!
379
00:30:28,841 --> 00:30:33,240
Who would have thought that a gunslinger like him
will it get here?
380
00:30:33,801 --> 00:30:36,680
- Our $1,000 is gone.
- This is nonsense!
381
00:30:36,921 --> 00:30:39,240
The diamond returned to us by itself.
382
00:30:39,401 --> 00:30:43,040
Friend...can I take this
if you don't eat
383
00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:53,800
To work!
Come on!
384
00:31:02,601 --> 00:31:04,760
To work!
385
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:22,239
If they would leave us alone for a moment,
I would break his face.
386
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,999
But he looks all the time.
387
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,319
Calm down. We will follow the procedure.
There's no rush.
388
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:31,639
It's the calm before the storm.
It doesn't smell good.
389
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,599
Get out of here!
Get on!
390
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,999
Chickens!
Water!
391
00:31:53,199 --> 00:31:54,958
You mentioned procedure, right?
What do we do?
392
00:31:55,119 --> 00:31:58,158
Don't rush.
Haste spoils the job.
393
00:31:58,519 --> 00:32:01,158
Slowly but surely.
Listen...
394
00:32:44,998 --> 00:32:46,477
- Lemmy!
- Mr. Aziz!
395
00:32:49,798 --> 00:32:52,597
It was a hail of bullets!
Hail!
396
00:32:53,518 --> 00:32:55,517
It's very dark inside.
397
00:33:00,158 --> 00:33:02,037
Does anyone want water?
398
00:33:02,558 --> 00:33:06,957
- I think not.
- Lash. Lash!
399
00:33:07,238 --> 00:33:09,517
Lesh, don't die!
You can't die yet! Wait!
400
00:33:09,678 --> 00:33:11,557
where is the diamond
Tell us where the diamond is.
401
00:33:11,718 --> 00:33:13,876
- Say it!
- Say it! where is the diamond
402
00:33:14,037 --> 00:33:16,516
- Bil...
- Bill... Give him some water.
403
00:33:16,677 --> 00:33:19,156
What Bill? Bill? Which Bill?
Trouble Bill?
404
00:33:19,437 --> 00:33:21,316
- Buffalo Bill!
- Come on, Bill, what else?
405
00:33:21,477 --> 00:33:23,436
- Akbil cards?
- Bill...?
406
00:33:23,637 --> 00:33:26,716
Balance...final chain...
407
00:33:26,997 --> 00:33:29,916
You bastard, I'm killing you!
You can't die! I kill you!
408
00:33:30,077 --> 00:33:31,836
- Cannon...
- Bill Cannon? Bill Cannon?
409
00:33:31,997 --> 00:33:34,796
- Cannon? Cannon?
- Cannon... ball...
410
00:33:34,957 --> 00:33:37,236
Cannonball. What is Cannonball?
Is there a tribe around here?
411
00:33:37,397 --> 00:33:39,356
- Yes...
- Say the first part! The first part!
412
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:41,796
Sii-ouux...
413
00:33:42,037 --> 00:33:43,756
Sioux! Said Sioux!
Sioux!
414
00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:47,916
No, boy! It was "see you", that is
"on the other world". It was "see you"!
415
00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:52,076
Stupid chose the moment to die!
416
00:33:52,477 --> 00:33:55,155
Poor him!
His horse is very angry.
417
00:33:55,316 --> 00:33:58,715
- Horses are very sensitive animals.
- That's right.
418
00:34:08,556 --> 00:34:10,235
Mr. Aziz?
419
00:34:11,236 --> 00:34:15,195
You are Johnny Lesh. You just escaped.
You're worth $2,000.
420
00:34:18,836 --> 00:34:19,995
ok...
421
00:34:20,156 --> 00:34:21,515
Hold on.
422
00:34:23,356 --> 00:34:27,235
This is the calm before the storm.
There are far more important things to come.
423
00:34:28,876 --> 00:34:30,155
I liquidate it.
424
00:34:44,475 --> 00:34:46,874
Then let's see what about Cannonball...
425
00:35:18,514 --> 00:35:23,113
I would never have imagined this.
Galatasaray High School, Robert College...
426
00:35:23,274 --> 00:35:25,513
... a four-year internship
at the Ministry of Finance...
427
00:35:25,674 --> 00:35:27,113
... and look at me now.
428
00:35:27,274 --> 00:35:29,353
Well, write about it in your memoirs.
429
00:35:29,714 --> 00:35:32,713
We just had to hand over the diamond,
let us drink and eat and return.
430
00:35:32,874 --> 00:35:36,993
But we're up to our necks in shit.
Look, I still have flakes in my mouth.
431
00:35:37,794 --> 00:35:41,593
So I have to reevaluate my admiration
for the West.
432
00:35:42,074 --> 00:35:44,833
My dear friend, what a sizzle
with the West?
433
00:35:44,994 --> 00:35:47,673
100 years ago, the Palace of Versailles
it had no toilets!
434
00:35:47,834 --> 00:35:49,393
The nobles defecated directly on the floor.
435
00:35:49,554 --> 00:35:52,793
The waltz was only invented
so the world can bypass the shit.
436
00:35:53,274 --> 00:35:55,753
That's what they always say.
So what went wrong after that?
437
00:35:55,914 --> 00:35:58,873
Well, the print didn't reach us until late
and other such things...
438
00:35:59,553 --> 00:36:01,952
what's going on
439
00:36:12,313 --> 00:36:13,672
Be calm.
440
00:36:29,233 --> 00:36:31,232
- Is she really a woman?
- Sure.
441
00:36:31,393 --> 00:36:33,992
Look where he shoots.
You can tell by this.
442
00:36:35,353 --> 00:36:38,432
Mr. Aziz, what's going on?
I feel a new wave of admiration for the West.
443
00:36:38,593 --> 00:36:40,832
It's all about knowing how to appreciate the good parts
of the West.
444
00:36:40,992 --> 00:36:43,991
Put those weapons down.
Remember, you are a prisoner.
445
00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:46,751
The glasses!
446
00:36:50,672 --> 00:36:54,511
Hello beautiful Ma'am!
We were delighted with your training.
447
00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:56,711
Is that so?
448
00:36:56,992 --> 00:37:00,031
But the Suzan Van Dyke show
cannot be watched for free.
449
00:37:00,192 --> 00:37:02,711
Throw some crumbs here.
450
00:37:03,192 --> 00:37:06,271
We don't have a single pear.
How about a coffee instead?
451
00:37:06,432 --> 00:37:08,191
Coffee?
452
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:13,231
- Susan Van Dyke.
- Aziz Vef... Zozo the Kid. Three words.
453
00:37:13,992 --> 00:37:17,311
The coffee is ready.
I'll go and get her right away.
454
00:37:17,472 --> 00:37:21,071
- He's like a man! It doesn't appeal to me at all.
- Takes a turn, if you ask me.
455
00:37:23,471 --> 00:37:26,830
The coffee cream is wonderful,
you are a divine marksman...
456
00:37:26,991 --> 00:37:28,350
thank you
457
00:37:28,511 --> 00:37:31,790
I've been doing this since I was 3 years old. I appeared
five years in Buffalo Bill's show.
458
00:37:31,951 --> 00:37:36,630
Shooting, lassos, cooking, tricks...
Then we spent some time at a hotel.
459
00:37:38,351 --> 00:37:40,310
Van Dyke...
460
00:37:40,711 --> 00:37:43,590
What a cowboy he puts you to work
in such a state?
461
00:37:44,351 --> 00:37:47,710
What cowboy?
There's no cowboy.
462
00:37:52,151 --> 00:37:54,950
You dropped this picture, didn't you?
463
00:37:55,511 --> 00:37:56,590
Yes.
464
00:37:58,951 --> 00:38:00,070
Lesbians...
465
00:38:00,351 --> 00:38:04,189
- An important person, I think.
- That's right... Someone dear.
466
00:38:04,910 --> 00:38:07,149
And where are you going?
467
00:38:07,470 --> 00:38:11,269
I'm a bounty hunter, I was going
to hand over Johnny Lesh.
468
00:38:12,230 --> 00:38:15,109
- Damn it! what are you saying
- What does that mean? Stay like that!
469
00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:18,629
- Johnny Lesh! Finally. You, right?
- No! Aziz, tell him!
470
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,829
- Susan, please...
- Wait, Miss Suzan!
471
00:38:20,990 --> 00:38:24,989
On one side or I'll kill you too!
No, stay where you are!
472
00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:28,326
Wait! No, it's not Johnny Lesh!
It's a lie! We are Ottomans!
473
00:38:28,336 --> 00:38:31,192
It's a disguise!
To get our hands on the reward!
474
00:38:31,202 --> 00:38:33,820
I'm really not him, I'm not
not even american!
475
00:38:33,830 --> 00:38:37,269
I'm Ottoman. A boy from Istanbul!
I speak four languages.
476
00:38:37,430 --> 00:38:41,789
- Ottoman?
- Ottoman. You know, the palace, the music...
477
00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:46,788
Shadow Theater...
The harem...
478
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:50,028
- "Ibis, we have guests."
- "Okay, but are they coming to see me?"
479
00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:52,840
Great food, sarmales, lamb stew...
480
00:38:52,850 --> 00:38:54,099
Stuffed Eggplant...
481
00:38:54,109 --> 00:38:56,788
Hippodrome, Sultanahmet,
Ramadan holiday...
482
00:38:56,949 --> 00:38:58,228
Look, the light between the minarets!
483
00:38:58,389 --> 00:39:00,592
- If only we had them here!
- The 1001 nights...
484
00:39:00,749 --> 00:39:02,580
"Ladies and gentlemen, let's go
to the divine springs"
485
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:04,762
"and let's drink with pleasures..."
486
00:39:04,869 --> 00:39:06,908
"We will put the oars aside
and we will rejoice."
487
00:39:07,069 --> 00:39:09,508
The old houses... the street vendors...
The flames...
488
00:39:09,909 --> 00:39:12,908
- "Guard, where's the fire?"
- "In my heart! In my heart!"
489
00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:17,668
- Bandits from Galata, Tophane...
- "I killed my mother and father!"
490
00:39:17,909 --> 00:39:21,268
- Imitate the Arab maid.
- "What would the young mistress like tonight?"
491
00:39:21,429 --> 00:39:22,868
Not so.
More on the nose.
492
00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:25,868
"Mistress, I have not cooked anything,
and the pantry is empty."
493
00:39:26,029 --> 00:39:27,507
Isn't that a bit exaggerated?
494
00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:30,027
A little ash on the face and I would be
the perfect Arab maid!
495
00:39:30,188 --> 00:39:32,227
A handkerchief would also be needed.
496
00:39:32,548 --> 00:39:35,547
Shit...
Turkish delight! Shit!
497
00:39:35,948 --> 00:39:38,307
I didn't understand what's up with the Arab maid,
but you still come from home with shit.
498
00:39:38,468 --> 00:39:40,627
- We're welcome.
- Turkish Delight...
499
00:39:40,868 --> 00:39:43,507
After all, we invented shit.
500
00:39:43,988 --> 00:39:46,707
- You think I'm not Johnny Lesh, do you?
- I believe you.
501
00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:50,667
Miss Suzan, we have another tradition.
If you have your gun out, you must shoot.
502
00:39:50,828 --> 00:39:51,987
Good.
503
00:39:53,588 --> 00:39:56,667
It's nothing. Just a scratch.
Get up, up.
504
00:40:00,308 --> 00:40:02,707
Hold on, Mr. Aziz.
Resist.
505
00:40:07,068 --> 00:40:10,986
Okay, okay. Stay calm.
Good.
506
00:40:12,227 --> 00:40:13,666
Is it alcohol?
507
00:40:15,227 --> 00:40:16,826
Allah!
508
00:40:17,107 --> 00:40:20,826
- So Lesh is dead, right?
- Yes. We saw with our own eyes.
509
00:40:21,067 --> 00:40:23,986
Mr. Aziz buried him
with your own hands.
510
00:40:24,347 --> 00:40:28,546
I wish I had killed him.
Johnny Lesh killed my mother.
511
00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:31,786
My mother... Mary Lou.
512
00:40:38,747 --> 00:40:40,906
- Allah!
- Come on.
513
00:40:44,427 --> 00:40:47,026
Johnny Lesh screwed us over too.
514
00:40:47,707 --> 00:40:50,985
I came with the Sultan's gift.
Something priceless.
515
00:40:51,306 --> 00:40:54,225
We are in diligence.
And suddenly bandits!
516
00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:58,385
He shouts: "Stop the diligence, you son of a bitch!"
517
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:03,025
Mr. Aziz panics,
I am as brave as can be.
518
00:41:03,186 --> 00:41:06,345
- We draw lots with straws and...
- Skip the details, bastard!
519
00:41:06,826 --> 00:41:08,821
My idea was to pretend that Lemi
it's johnny lesh
520
00:41:08,831 --> 00:41:11,136
turn it in and get $2,000.
521
00:41:11,146 --> 00:41:14,705
You should cross the river.
Lesh is too well known on this shore.
522
00:41:15,066 --> 00:41:17,025
I'd say go to Cannonball.
523
00:41:18,386 --> 00:41:21,585
- Cannonball?
- Cannonball... See you...
524
00:41:23,266 --> 00:41:26,265
There you would receive 2,000 dollars
for Lesh. The sheriff is a scoundrel.
525
00:41:26,426 --> 00:41:27,825
Hatred!
526
00:41:28,346 --> 00:41:32,025
But... $1,000 is mine.
527
00:41:32,905 --> 00:41:34,184
Good.
528
00:41:34,945 --> 00:41:37,464
It's a photo of her mother.
Gossip!
529
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:40,344
You know what they say, gossip
is it half a lie?
530
00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:42,344
And you let her take $1,000
look like this.
531
00:41:42,505 --> 00:41:44,384
I would give my life for her.
532
00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:46,464
It's like a man.
He's not my type.
533
00:41:46,625 --> 00:41:50,264
Yes, sure. Look at that back.
Just like our porter, Hasan.
534
00:41:54,465 --> 00:41:57,824
Listen, with which hand do you write your memoirs?
535
00:41:58,385 --> 00:42:02,944
Good. I'm going to tie your hands so I can sleep
me as well.
536
00:42:04,185 --> 00:42:06,424
- Don't you have any confidence?
- No, sir.
537
00:42:31,128 --> 00:42:37,708
Welcome to Cannonball,
city of honor and friendship
538
00:43:00,823 --> 00:43:03,582
I'm waiting for you at the evening prayer.
did you understand Don't drive me crazy!
539
00:43:03,743 --> 00:43:06,062
Put this weapon in a safe place.
540
00:43:06,223 --> 00:43:08,222
If I don't have to defend law and order...
541
00:43:09,103 --> 00:43:12,422
... I have priest duties, at the church.
542
00:43:12,663 --> 00:43:16,742
I don't even have five minutes to sit down.
I just came from a funeral.
543
00:43:17,143 --> 00:43:20,182
Chuck, run with some candles to the church.
544
00:43:20,343 --> 00:43:22,262
The bastards keep wiping them out.
545
00:43:22,543 --> 00:43:24,222
Yes, welcome.
546
00:43:24,463 --> 00:43:26,502
- Sheriff Lloyd?
- It's me.
547
00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:29,462
We came to collect a reward.
548
00:43:29,623 --> 00:43:33,462
How about a whiskey first?
Homemade, own production.
549
00:43:33,783 --> 00:43:37,421
Or... Chuck!
Run and get us some cold coke!
550
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,301
- Coke?
- Yes. It's something new.
551
00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:43,221
Do you know what it tastes like?
Wonderful!
552
00:43:46,342 --> 00:43:48,181
They put it in bottles.
553
00:43:54,862 --> 00:43:56,821
They stole our idea.
554
00:43:57,662 --> 00:43:59,741
Anyway, sheriff...
Let's get down to business.
555
00:44:00,022 --> 00:44:02,261
I brought you Johnny Lesh.
556
00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:11,501
Johnny Lesh...
557
00:44:12,622 --> 00:44:15,701
is it true
You're not kidding, are you?
558
00:44:16,942 --> 00:44:21,060
- Chuck, did you hear that? Johnny Lesh...
- When do we get the money?
559
00:44:21,581 --> 00:44:27,140
Money? What the hell money?
are you crazy man
560
00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:31,820
on such a day
in times like these...
561
00:44:32,221 --> 00:44:34,351
... at a time when we need it
562
00:44:34,361 --> 00:44:36,451
more than ever to unite
and let's fight together...
563
00:44:36,461 --> 00:44:40,180
... you're asking me to shut down a hero
like Johnny Lesh?
564
00:44:40,621 --> 00:44:44,180
I sent you a message through the boy
to Fargo. You got it, right?
565
00:44:44,341 --> 00:44:45,220
what's going on
566
00:44:45,381 --> 00:44:48,260
Mr. Sheriff, you are breaking the law!
We want the reward right now!
567
00:44:48,421 --> 00:44:53,100
To hell with your reward!
The money is with me. Don't worry.
568
00:44:54,821 --> 00:44:57,140
But I can't shut down Johnny Lesh.
569
00:44:57,581 --> 00:44:59,820
The Sioux Indians made us miserable.
570
00:45:01,020 --> 00:45:02,099
Look!
571
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,579
- They scalped him!
- Exactly... not long ago.
572
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:09,739
It only happened yesterday.
I wreak havoc all the time.
573
00:45:10,340 --> 00:45:11,499
Take a seat.
574
00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:16,739
Look, if someone can handle this,
it's Johnny Lesh.
575
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:20,099
You are white too.
You should have some understanding.
576
00:45:20,420 --> 00:45:21,259
Chuck!
577
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:23,659
He stopped greeting me every time
I'm telling you your name, dammit!
578
00:45:23,820 --> 00:45:25,019
Run and report to the hotel...
579
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,448
...that Johnny Lesh is headed there,
580
00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,982
together with our guests,
bounty hunters.
581
00:45:29,470 --> 00:45:30,579
Let's go!
582
00:45:32,867 --> 00:45:35,379
Come with me, brave one.
583
00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:36,819
Mr. Sheriff!
584
00:45:37,660 --> 00:45:38,899
Macaulay!
585
00:45:39,380 --> 00:45:41,379
Take Brother Johnny Lesh to the hotel.
586
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:43,658
Wash it well all over.
587
00:45:43,939 --> 00:45:46,258
Sure, sheriff.
Welcome!
588
00:45:46,419 --> 00:45:49,858
- Don't tell me he's forgetting about the reward.
- Easier. We will talk.
589
00:45:51,059 --> 00:45:55,378
Is the lady not going to the hotel?
Please! Feel at home.
590
00:45:55,779 --> 00:45:58,458
I could use a warm bath.
591
00:46:00,139 --> 00:46:02,778
I get my $1,000,
whether you like it or not.
592
00:46:03,739 --> 00:46:07,618
Okay, okay.
Seems like the materialistic kind...
593
00:46:08,139 --> 00:46:10,738
That's right, she's a materialist, but we're going to shake hands
on that reward?
594
00:46:10,899 --> 00:46:13,618
Of course yes.
Don't get agitated.
595
00:46:13,859 --> 00:46:18,258
Have some respect for this star.
Don't agitate for the reward crap.
596
00:46:18,699 --> 00:46:21,898
Once we raze the Sioux to the ground,
the rest is just fluff.
597
00:46:22,459 --> 00:46:24,617
You look like a heavyweight hero.
598
00:46:24,898 --> 00:46:26,937
- With the help of Allah...
- What?
599
00:46:27,098 --> 00:46:29,697
- I mean, yes, I am.
- Leave it alone!
600
00:46:30,978 --> 00:46:33,217
The days of the cowboys are over.
601
00:46:33,378 --> 00:46:37,537
Today you see boys putting feathers on their heads...
602
00:46:37,698 --> 00:46:41,697
... screaming and playing Indian
all day.
603
00:46:42,218 --> 00:46:45,857
These are the children.
What do they know about enemies?
604
00:46:46,338 --> 00:46:49,377
Try to talk sense with an Indian.
You would never get anywhere.
605
00:46:49,538 --> 00:46:52,457
Those fools talk to the mountains, the rivers
and the stones.
606
00:46:52,618 --> 00:46:55,697
- It must be fire water.
- Just fire water?
607
00:46:56,018 --> 00:46:59,177
There are also the peace pipe, the mushrooms
and a bunch of that shit.
608
00:46:59,458 --> 00:47:01,897
But they are finished.
Almost.
609
00:47:02,058 --> 00:47:04,937
They have maybe half an acre left
of remaining land.
610
00:47:05,098 --> 00:47:08,096
I will wipe them off the face of the earth
soon.
611
00:47:08,257 --> 00:47:12,616
- Go play somewhere else!
- This is my second wife, Betty.
612
00:47:12,857 --> 00:47:15,056
- Welcome, cowboy!
- My respects...
613
00:47:15,257 --> 00:47:17,536
- Are you going to stay with us for a while?
- Well...
614
00:47:17,937 --> 00:47:19,736
Mind your own business!
615
00:47:20,457 --> 00:47:24,016
- Come to the evening prayer, if you want.
- Has the call to prayer already been heard?
616
00:47:24,497 --> 00:47:25,696
What?
617
00:47:38,217 --> 00:47:40,776
Well, being lame is harder...
618
00:47:42,297 --> 00:47:43,736
Come in.
619
00:47:47,296 --> 00:47:49,695
It's not an impressive church.
620
00:47:50,256 --> 00:47:53,495
But it's as good a place as it gets
for religious duties.
621
00:47:55,136 --> 00:47:58,775
Don't take off your boots!
The bastards will wipe them out.
622
00:47:59,896 --> 00:48:03,295
Separate religion from state, sheriff,
or the work will exhaust you.
623
00:48:03,456 --> 00:48:06,455
Public service... What can I do?
I have no choice.
624
00:48:06,616 --> 00:48:10,295
- Come on! Not done with the floor yet?
- But slavery was not abolished?
625
00:48:10,456 --> 00:48:13,575
You cannot abolish slavery overnight.
for God's sake!
626
00:48:13,736 --> 00:48:17,455
Slowly, slowly, but surely.
Get up!
627
00:48:19,056 --> 00:48:23,735
If you heard him sing gospel,
it would bring you to tears, you know.
628
00:48:24,136 --> 00:48:28,934
Come, get your ceremonial clothes.
And put soul into that voice, yes?
629
00:48:29,455 --> 00:48:32,334
Don't let him step on your feet.
630
00:48:32,615 --> 00:48:36,174
- Here is our confessional.
- So the confessions are flowing?
631
00:48:36,335 --> 00:48:39,294
Well, that's how it will be...
632
00:48:40,735 --> 00:48:45,374
What are you doing here?
Get out, you idiot! Get out!
633
00:48:46,455 --> 00:48:49,294
He's my eldest boy... Eugene.
634
00:48:49,775 --> 00:48:52,534
I should have slept with anything
except his mother.
635
00:48:52,695 --> 00:48:54,814
Leave him alone, sheriff!
It has a spiritual moment.
636
00:48:54,975 --> 00:48:57,574
Spiritual, you say? She went crazy
from that homemade whiskey.
637
00:48:57,735 --> 00:49:00,854
- His friends call him "Johnnie Walker".
- "Johnnie Walker"?
638
00:49:01,015 --> 00:49:02,774
Yes...
Say hello to this man!
639
00:49:02,935 --> 00:49:04,134
- Hello.
- Hello.
640
00:49:04,295 --> 00:49:07,454
Do not misinterpret. This woman...
I was just listening to his confession.
641
00:49:07,615 --> 00:49:09,214
I had just finished when you came in.
642
00:49:09,375 --> 00:49:12,813
- Welcome, brother... Do you have a cigarette?
- I don't have cigarettes, no.
643
00:49:13,014 --> 00:49:15,193
He should give me a cigarette.
No cigarettes...
644
00:49:15,203 --> 00:49:16,238
Look, a mirror!
645
00:49:16,374 --> 00:49:19,733
When a madman meets another madman,
he is gentle as a lamb, they say.
646
00:49:19,894 --> 00:49:22,773
Good luck with that mirror.
It will keep him busy for hours.
647
00:49:23,014 --> 00:49:26,573
Brother, look at a picture of my mother.
You can keep it.
648
00:49:26,854 --> 00:49:30,133
Where did you find it?
Get out of here! Quick, come on!
649
00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:32,373
Move!
650
00:49:32,534 --> 00:49:35,213
That's my boy!
Let's see the arms too!
651
00:49:36,094 --> 00:49:38,453
Move those arms too!
652
00:49:46,134 --> 00:49:48,933
Mr. Sheriff, what's the matter?
with you and Johnny Lesh?
653
00:49:49,374 --> 00:49:52,492
Johnny Lesh robbed a stagecoach
last month.
654
00:49:52,853 --> 00:49:56,172
He stole a fist-sized diamond.
655
00:49:56,333 --> 00:49:59,972
But the Sioux Indians cornered him
in a canyon and they jumped his diamond.
656
00:50:00,533 --> 00:50:03,572
Now if you tell him where those Indians are
Sioux...
657
00:50:03,733 --> 00:50:05,972
...Johnny Lesh is going to finish them off.
658
00:50:06,293 --> 00:50:09,052
And we will get rid of those scoundrels
with feathers.
659
00:50:09,533 --> 00:50:12,932
Don't worry about that reward.
Two thousand is a drop in the ocean.
660
00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:16,692
Give us a hand with this
and keep your mouth shut.
661
00:50:17,293 --> 00:50:19,732
- So the Sioux have the diamond?
- I swear by Allah.
662
00:50:20,013 --> 00:50:23,932
- On Allah?
- He took my mouth in advance.
663
00:50:28,733 --> 00:50:30,092
- Lemmy!
- Excuse me!
664
00:50:30,253 --> 00:50:32,332
The Sioux Indians have the diamond.
Sioux Indians!
665
00:50:32,493 --> 00:50:35,651
The sheriff has a proposition for you.
He said to meet at the bar tonight.
666
00:50:35,812 --> 00:50:37,131
- At the bar?
- That's what he said.
667
00:50:41,852 --> 00:50:45,571
I was looking for information about the diamond.
I didn't get a word out of her!
668
00:50:45,892 --> 00:50:47,371
It was a total waste of time!
669
00:50:47,532 --> 00:50:49,971
Beautiful... beautiful, beautiful.
Good for you.
670
00:50:50,892 --> 00:50:54,411
Speak! Speak!
where is the diamond
671
00:51:05,532 --> 00:51:07,731
You're welcome.
Your welcome!
672
00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:11,651
Now let's find a place to stay.
673
00:51:14,212 --> 00:51:16,970
Get up from this table!
Butt as much as a penny!
674
00:51:17,251 --> 00:51:19,170
You can't afford this meal!
675
00:51:19,331 --> 00:51:22,210
It's Murdoch's place, Fida's boy.
We're welcome.
676
00:51:22,371 --> 00:51:23,970
Luck.
677
00:51:24,251 --> 00:51:28,050
Here, my dear friend.
Welcome!
678
00:51:28,931 --> 00:51:30,930
Whiskey here!
679
00:51:31,491 --> 00:51:33,650
Luck.
I'll be right back.
680
00:51:37,371 --> 00:51:41,410
I didn't tell you that here
are minors not accepted?
681
00:51:41,851 --> 00:51:43,970
I'm doing something in your hat!
682
00:51:48,091 --> 00:51:50,290
Chuck!
Throw him out!
683
00:51:50,451 --> 00:51:53,730
We don't want the fight to start yet.
There is still time for that.
684
00:51:55,371 --> 00:51:57,289
Johnny!
What are you doing here?
685
00:51:57,450 --> 00:52:00,409
- Dad wants a Johnnie.
- To be received.
686
00:52:02,130 --> 00:52:05,809
Come on! Turn it upside down.
what is it Did you get dirty?
687
00:52:05,970 --> 00:52:10,849
Suzan, I used to drink like this when I was little.
Nice to have you join me.
688
00:52:12,970 --> 00:52:15,969
But don't look at the cancan dancers.
689
00:52:16,130 --> 00:52:18,809
At my circumcision party
they brought a belly dancer.
690
00:52:18,970 --> 00:52:21,329
And since then I haven't been able to
to watch one more.
691
00:52:21,490 --> 00:52:23,209
Good evening!
692
00:52:25,370 --> 00:52:28,169
- Johnny Lesh isn't he?
- It will arrive immediately.
693
00:52:28,330 --> 00:52:30,129
It's pumping, isn't it?
694
00:52:31,610 --> 00:52:33,369
I told him the story.
He's interested.
695
00:52:33,530 --> 00:52:36,769
We start tomorrow.
But we need Indian costumes.
696
00:52:37,210 --> 00:52:38,728
We will arrange this.
697
00:52:44,969 --> 00:52:47,808
Come in, Casanova!
Take a seat.
698
00:52:48,169 --> 00:52:50,848
- Ask where the mail is.
- Of course yes...
699
00:52:51,009 --> 00:52:55,008
Don't worry...
Everything you want will be solved.
700
00:52:55,249 --> 00:52:58,568
Once we liquidate the chief
Sioux Indians,
701
00:52:58,681 --> 00:53:00,920
the rest will be a piece of cake.
702
00:53:01,249 --> 00:53:05,848
On top of that, let the scoundrels find out what the price is
when you pull it on Johnny Lesh, right?
703
00:53:07,169 --> 00:53:10,048
We will start tomorrow at dawn,
along with Zozo the Kid.
704
00:53:10,209 --> 00:53:11,008
Three times hurray!
705
00:53:11,169 --> 00:53:15,328
I don't like the idea of putting myself
with the Sioux Indians, but anyway...
706
00:53:19,529 --> 00:53:22,687
- Be honest. Have you pumped yet?
- Mr. Sheriff!
707
00:53:22,928 --> 00:53:26,167
You spoke badly in front of a lady.
Don't do that anymore!
708
00:53:26,728 --> 00:53:29,887
And what's the problem?
He has a mustache bigger than mine.
709
00:53:38,488 --> 00:53:39,927
what happened suzan
710
00:53:42,888 --> 00:53:46,727
Suzan, that diamond is very important.
Our lives depend on it.
711
00:53:47,008 --> 00:53:49,127
We have to leave tomorrow morning.
712
00:53:49,688 --> 00:53:53,367
Don't come if you don't want to...
But you would be a great help to us if you came.
713
00:53:56,168 --> 00:54:00,367
- They said I have a mustache. I heard!
- Look, I have too. And what?
714
00:54:00,928 --> 00:54:04,126
- They simply don't see your beauty.
- Yes, sure, sure.
715
00:54:05,047 --> 00:54:08,766
Seeing beauty is an art, Suzan.
Some people look, but I don't see it.
716
00:54:09,167 --> 00:54:12,366
And it doesn't matter where you look...
717
00:54:13,687 --> 00:54:16,046
... but what do you see there?
718
00:54:24,967 --> 00:54:26,486
See you tomorrow.
719
00:54:33,527 --> 00:54:37,326
- Come on in, cowboy.
- I ain't no cowboy, whore!
720
00:54:41,367 --> 00:54:42,726
Move!
721
00:54:43,686 --> 00:54:45,325
Move!
722
00:54:46,406 --> 00:54:49,205
Great story!
723
00:54:49,526 --> 00:54:51,845
- So the Sioux Indians had the diamond?
- Yes, brother.
724
00:54:52,966 --> 00:54:55,965
You know, I can't wait to see how the boots turn out
in the story.
725
00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:59,325
Well, the boots belong to Johnny Lesh,
isn't it?
726
00:54:59,606 --> 00:55:01,925
Not.
Nay, brother, what hath he to do with them?
727
00:55:02,086 --> 00:55:05,365
- Listen, these guys...
- Zeki, how about a break?
728
00:55:05,526 --> 00:55:06,965
- I have to go to the bathroom.
- Sure.
729
00:55:07,126 --> 00:55:10,565
Me too, if you'll excuse me.
730
00:55:15,526 --> 00:55:17,925
how is it going
731
00:55:18,646 --> 00:55:20,365
Great!
732
00:55:20,606 --> 00:55:24,365
- Let me try the cappuccino flavor too.
- Wait. Let me fix this mouthpiece.
733
00:55:25,046 --> 00:55:26,804
- Fir-ar!
- What happened?
734
00:55:27,125 --> 00:55:30,164
I dropped it...
Okay, 10 minute break while I look for him.
735
00:55:54,565 --> 00:55:56,644
- Yakari!
- Yakari?
736
00:55:58,005 --> 00:56:03,244
Hamle ba Yakari! Come on Yakari!
Tanare Yakari!
737
00:56:03,445 --> 00:56:07,643
Hanyere had Yakari! Kam le Yakari!
Koppe Yakari!
738
00:56:09,204 --> 00:56:12,683
Mr. Aziz, I use my intuition...
Greetings, Iron Leg!
739
00:56:17,284 --> 00:56:20,523
- Greetings, Eagle Eyes!
- Are you kidding me?
740
00:56:20,884 --> 00:56:24,219
Gentlemen, I am Unwanted Hair, from the family
Cherokee Indians...
741
00:56:24,355 --> 00:56:25,674
Cherokee?
742
00:56:25,684 --> 00:56:28,843
Grand Cherokee...
My friends, Pajero and Pontiac.
743
00:56:29,004 --> 00:56:30,723
We bring greetings to the chief.
744
00:57:00,923 --> 00:57:03,002
Good hand!
Let's see your books.
745
00:57:03,483 --> 00:57:05,082
Greetings, chief!
746
00:57:16,803 --> 00:57:19,082
This way.
We will stay there.
747
00:57:30,043 --> 00:57:33,761
Welcome... I'm Red Stones.
And he is my son, Bambi.
748
00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,881
Thank you, boss.
We are not hungry.
749
00:57:36,242 --> 00:57:41,961
They are Barren Stones, Weeping Stones,
Pink Stones and Stones simply...
750
00:57:42,362 --> 00:57:44,561
We are among the stones.
751
00:57:46,762 --> 00:57:50,241
Yes...
The occasion of our visit is a happy one.
752
00:57:50,602 --> 00:57:54,601
We have come to obtain the blessing
the chief of the tribe...
753
00:57:54,762 --> 00:57:58,481
... for our boy's marriage,
Unwanted hair, with our girl, Pajero.
754
00:57:58,802 --> 00:58:01,481
But "Unwanted Hair" is a girl's name.
755
00:58:02,082 --> 00:58:05,601
- Sir, my mother always wanted a girl.
- So he didn't have any?
756
00:58:05,762 --> 00:58:07,001
Well, did he?
757
00:58:07,922 --> 00:58:09,321
I think not.
758
00:58:10,602 --> 00:58:12,760
Those of the Cherokee tribe
they are our friends
759
00:58:13,161 --> 00:58:16,120
It is a joy for us that they are getting married
and multiply.
760
00:58:16,641 --> 00:58:18,840
Weeping Stones, light the incense!
761
00:58:19,241 --> 00:58:21,320
Bring the ornaments!
762
00:58:22,041 --> 00:58:24,720
- What are those?
- Crystal beads.
763
00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:27,880
Step in the middle, happy bridegroom.
764
00:58:34,641 --> 00:58:36,917
These bison fuddies will bring
765
00:58:36,927 --> 00:58:39,599
countless blessings
on your family.
766
00:58:40,361 --> 00:58:41,960
The episode!
767
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:02,159
Sheda!...
Blow!
768
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,799
Let it fulfill its purpose!
769
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:12,359
Tomorrow at dawn we will smoke the pipe of peace
and we will conclude the ceremony.
770
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,679
Now go back to your seat.
771
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:17,679
The meeting is over!
772
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:18,879
Mr Aziz...
773
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,479
We will officially marry you in town.
Blow!
774
00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:23,919
- Are you feeling well?
- Yes.
775
00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:26,679
The chief made fun of me.
776
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:34,759
At least you were here last week.
It was the week of local products.
777
00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:36,318
Local products?
778
00:59:36,799 --> 00:59:39,638
Welcome again!
You're welcome.
779
00:59:50,759 --> 00:59:52,598
Let's take it to all of you!
780
00:59:54,399 --> 00:59:58,438
Speak, bridegroom, speak!
The fuduli have done their job.
781
01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:08,518
This is nothing.
Greater things are to come...
782
01:00:08,839 --> 01:00:10,598
Sictir!
Get on!
783
01:00:10,799 --> 01:00:14,638
- It's me, son, Aziz!
- Aha...
784
01:00:17,998 --> 01:00:19,837
This thing is not who knows what.
785
01:00:31,558 --> 01:00:37,077
I'm a native here, aren't I, friends?
So I should be treated as one.
786
01:00:37,678 --> 01:00:41,357
If they don't want my land, they want something else.
787
01:00:41,518 --> 01:00:44,117
They want our ornaments and give us fire water.
788
01:00:44,438 --> 01:00:47,117
The guy gave us fake fire water!
789
01:00:47,278 --> 01:00:49,797
The boy lost his sight.
He is blind. Look!
790
01:00:50,638 --> 01:00:53,517
I say he talks to the trees and the river.
791
01:00:53,678 --> 01:00:56,517
But the boy cannot see
who is he talking to!
792
01:00:56,678 --> 01:01:00,076
The day before yesterday, my boys...
The sheriff has that dummy.
793
01:01:00,237 --> 01:01:01,636
- Yes, Chuck.
- Like that.
794
01:01:02,157 --> 01:01:06,116
They were trying to get rid of a tick, but the guy
he didn't want to stay still.
795
01:01:06,597 --> 01:01:10,236
Suddenly, they scalped him by mistake.
796
01:01:10,397 --> 01:01:15,476
Then he heard them: "Indians are bad!
Keep an eye on them!" What lies!
797
01:01:15,957 --> 01:01:20,436
I want to tell you something. I like you.
You are decent human beings.
798
01:01:20,997 --> 01:01:25,116
I mean... Persecution
to which you are subject... It's so...
799
01:01:25,477 --> 01:01:28,596
Chief, you have some cookies
or something like that?
800
01:01:29,317 --> 01:01:31,676
Come on, it's time to go to bed.
801
01:01:32,237 --> 01:01:34,956
Mr. Aziz, I have no more legs.
Mr. Aziz, my feet!
802
01:01:35,117 --> 01:01:38,956
What's the matter, man? I have two!
Do you want to stay Turkish?
803
01:01:39,117 --> 01:01:41,035
Not.
But I have to get up.
804
01:01:41,196 --> 01:01:44,115
Stand up, man!
stand up...
805
01:01:44,276 --> 01:01:46,435
Where's Suzan, boy?
806
01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:49,075
It had no effect on me.
Absolutely not at all.
807
01:01:49,236 --> 01:01:52,695
I'm going to talk a little
with the ants there.
808
01:01:52,911 --> 01:01:54,422
I'll be back soon.
Come on, bye!
809
01:01:54,916 --> 01:01:57,995
- Put them to work!
- Okay.
810
01:02:05,956 --> 01:02:07,955
Be careful!
A totemic pole!
811
01:02:10,876 --> 01:02:13,115
The totem pole is looking at us, Aziz!
812
01:02:13,476 --> 01:02:18,355
I respect you as a folk object,
but I cannot worship you, totem pole!
813
01:02:19,596 --> 01:02:21,994
Totem...
Je t'aime
814
01:02:26,595 --> 01:02:29,194
Son, stop smoking that stuff
if it doesn't do you any good.
815
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:36,034
What's up guys?
Did you hand over the diamond?
816
01:02:36,195 --> 01:02:37,794
No, I didn't make it.
817
01:02:38,075 --> 01:02:39,354
Hold on.
818
01:02:40,395 --> 01:02:42,074
Don't you want it?
819
01:02:42,515 --> 01:02:44,194
Sinners!
820
01:02:46,395 --> 01:02:48,514
Lemmy!
Lemmy!
821
01:02:49,275 --> 01:02:50,994
- Lemmy!
- What?
822
01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:53,954
Get up!... Lemi!...
Don't forget why we are here!
823
01:02:54,115 --> 01:02:57,874
- Lemmy! who am i
- General Logar.
824
01:02:58,195 --> 01:03:01,194
General Logar? Fuck him!
what about you man
825
01:03:01,435 --> 01:03:02,954
Aziz, I feel bad.
826
01:03:03,115 --> 01:03:06,433
Listen! I'm going to look for the diamond.
Don't move from here.
827
01:03:07,474 --> 01:03:08,633
Good.
828
01:03:54,433 --> 01:03:57,392
Don't move!
Player!
829
01:03:57,953 --> 01:03:59,232
Unwanted hair!
830
01:03:59,833 --> 01:04:04,152
Not. Aziz Vefa, undercover agent.
From the secret police.
831
01:04:04,353 --> 01:04:06,912
- But now it's no longer a secret. Get out!
- Put the gun down!
832
01:04:07,113 --> 01:04:09,472
- I am Red Stones.
- I know you are.
833
01:04:09,953 --> 01:04:12,472
I have come to retrieve the Sultan's diamond.
834
01:04:12,633 --> 01:04:14,192
So you are Turkish...
835
01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:17,112
It is said that the Turks are drawn from the Indians.
Is that right?
836
01:04:17,273 --> 01:04:20,232
Not! Inverse.
It is said that Indians have Turkish origins.
837
01:04:20,393 --> 01:04:22,112
Stop the bullshit
and give here the diamond.
838
01:04:22,273 --> 01:04:24,952
You said: "take out the diamond and let's erase it",
right?
839
01:04:25,113 --> 01:04:26,791
That's not what I said.
I said, "Give me the diamond."
840
01:04:26,952 --> 01:04:29,791
- Pajero...
- No!... Suzan Van Dyke!
841
01:04:30,192 --> 01:04:32,631
You planned to hold the diamond while
we were all asleep, right?
842
01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:34,471
This is nonsense, Suzan!
Stop being paranoid.
843
01:04:34,632 --> 01:04:36,551
- Let no one move!
- Lemmy!
844
01:04:36,712 --> 01:04:38,871
- Pontiac!
- Alias Johnny Lesh!
845
01:04:39,032 --> 01:04:41,871
- Make up your mind once!
- Johnny Lesh, after all.
846
01:04:42,032 --> 01:04:44,511
I'm Johnny Lesh.
I came to kill you.
847
01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:48,271
Johnny Lesh! You, right?
Mary Lou's killer!
848
01:04:48,432 --> 01:04:50,991
Mary Lou? Don't even breathe your mother's name!
Did you tell him?
849
01:04:51,152 --> 01:04:53,391
- No idea!
- Nedo hair...
850
01:04:53,552 --> 01:04:55,631
I am Unwanted Hair!
Look at me when you talk!
851
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:59,511
- Unwanted hair! My girl!
- What hair? what girl What does this mean?
852
01:04:59,672 --> 01:05:01,951
Look what! Take out the diamond!
Don't make me shoot!
853
01:05:02,112 --> 01:05:05,111
Almighty Manitou!
I've been looking for you everywhere, Johnny Lesh!
854
01:05:05,272 --> 01:05:08,031
I had to meet my mortal enemy
when am I so powerless?
855
01:05:08,192 --> 01:05:09,672
I look at the girl.
You take care of the chief.
856
01:05:09,682 --> 01:05:10,941
Lemi, don't shoot Suzan.
857
01:05:10,951 --> 01:05:13,230
Susan! You know he's not Johnny Lesh!
I told you!
858
01:05:13,391 --> 01:05:16,630
No, Aziz!
Dad, stop!
859
01:05:18,911 --> 01:05:21,870
- Why the hell did you shoot me?
- Everything has become so confusing...
860
01:05:22,271 --> 01:05:23,870
- My girl!
- Dad!
861
01:05:27,551 --> 01:05:31,670
I met her in Greenville,
when I was young... She was a dancer.
862
01:05:32,671 --> 01:05:34,710
We fell in love.
863
01:05:41,351 --> 01:05:43,830
He ran away with me.
864
01:05:46,751 --> 01:05:50,949
The old people were angry.
They were against it. But I resisted.
865
01:05:53,790 --> 01:05:57,589
We were happy...
Then you were born.
866
01:05:58,350 --> 01:06:01,229
One day, when I was out hunting,
Johnny Lesh attacked the village.
867
01:06:01,390 --> 01:06:03,669
He killed Mary Lou on the spot.
868
01:06:14,750 --> 01:06:18,389
The others said you were cursed
and they made me pay.
869
01:06:19,110 --> 01:06:22,869
I wanted to kill you with my hand,
to kill my child!
870
01:06:25,150 --> 01:06:26,909
My heart didn't let me.
871
01:06:31,550 --> 01:06:34,108
I sent you to the River of Tears.
872
01:06:34,549 --> 01:06:38,308
do you forgive me
Do you forgive me, my girl?
873
01:06:41,789 --> 01:06:44,908
Johnny Lesh got what he deserved.
We buried him, chief.
874
01:06:45,069 --> 01:06:47,948
But I think you have the sultan's diamond.
875
01:06:48,109 --> 01:06:52,548
You have to give it back to us. That's not it
a war between the whites and the Indians, chief!
876
01:06:52,789 --> 01:06:56,268
You are not our enemies.
Especially if you're Suzan's father...
877
01:06:57,069 --> 01:06:59,028
Thanks, boy.
878
01:06:59,709 --> 01:07:01,788
But I have a weakness.
879
01:07:02,069 --> 01:07:04,098
After I lost my
dearest beings,
880
01:07:04,108 --> 01:07:05,609
I fell in love with the game.
881
01:07:06,629 --> 01:07:09,028
I don't have a bit of land left, nothing.
882
01:07:09,469 --> 01:07:11,642
Every night in Cannonball
I'm sinking deeper and deeper into ruin
883
01:07:11,652 --> 01:07:13,244
trying to get back what I lost.
884
01:07:13,748 --> 01:07:15,387
- Your diamond...
- Yes?
885
01:07:15,868 --> 01:07:18,427
I just lost it at the cards.
886
01:07:19,228 --> 01:07:21,187
- Where did he end up?
- At Lloyd's.
887
01:07:22,108 --> 01:07:24,867
Sheriff Lloyd has the diamond.
888
01:07:28,908 --> 01:07:32,987
Bad luck in love, good luck at cards!
889
01:07:35,788 --> 01:07:43,467
Idiot! Damn that fake beard of yours!
As if I didn't realize it was you!
890
01:07:43,908 --> 01:07:48,027
Chuck! Let's hide it in a safe place
immediately.
891
01:08:00,067 --> 01:08:01,386
Aziz!
892
01:08:03,267 --> 01:08:06,986
- Where are you going?
- Back to Cannonball, Suzan.
893
01:08:07,587 --> 01:08:10,586
- I'm coming too.
- Spend some time with your father.
894
01:08:10,747 --> 01:08:13,066
We will come to say goodbye
as soon as we finish there.
895
01:08:13,227 --> 01:08:16,426
Wait, children! I lost the diamond
so i have to get it back!
896
01:08:16,587 --> 01:08:18,866
How, chief?
In the city they want to take your head.
897
01:08:20,187 --> 01:08:22,706
Just let them try!
898
01:08:25,227 --> 01:08:28,506
Bravo... Bravo, my boys!...
Well done! Look good.
899
01:08:28,907 --> 01:08:31,706
Chuck! Finish painting this one.
Do these two too.
900
01:08:31,867 --> 01:08:35,186
Put that on your head.
So.
901
01:08:37,146 --> 01:08:38,625
Beautiful!
902
01:08:39,706 --> 01:08:40,785
Bravo.
903
01:08:41,186 --> 01:08:43,225
Now listen carefully.
904
01:08:43,626 --> 01:08:46,825
Get those war cries out
and cause a stir.
905
01:08:46,986 --> 01:08:50,945
Make the townspeople believe
that they have to do with the Indians.
906
01:08:51,106 --> 01:08:52,545
okay?
907
01:09:00,346 --> 01:09:01,905
Did you understand?
908
01:09:05,586 --> 01:09:08,705
It can't be...
I'm bringing the boss.
909
01:09:09,346 --> 01:09:13,065
What?
The guy still has his head on his shoulders.
910
01:09:13,386 --> 01:09:16,665
Valley! Get out of here!
Idiots!
911
01:09:18,225 --> 01:09:21,904
Chuck! I'll shoot you one!
Go and get me a Coke, by all means!
912
01:09:43,425 --> 01:09:47,744
Sioux Chief Red Stones!
Come take a closer look!
913
01:09:47,985 --> 01:09:49,944
Suzan, we'll be right back.
914
01:09:51,865 --> 01:09:56,544
I know you! you married a white girl
but then she was killed!
915
01:09:56,785 --> 01:10:00,863
The girl disappeared. I remember!
He was from Greenville, right?
916
01:10:02,104 --> 01:10:05,543
Baker! Come and take a picture with us.
is it good
917
01:10:07,104 --> 01:10:09,023
Okay, I do!
918
01:10:09,184 --> 01:10:10,383
Do one with me too!
919
01:10:10,544 --> 01:10:14,103
Now out of here! Me and the boss.
Another one like that. And so.
920
01:10:14,304 --> 01:10:18,623
Now from the profile. Okay, enough!
Stop it! Good thing I said something.
921
01:10:18,864 --> 01:10:21,423
Anyone else want pictures?
922
01:10:24,744 --> 01:10:26,983
Okay, stand in line!
923
01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:30,383
Put them here.
We're welcome.
924
01:10:37,784 --> 01:10:39,583
what are you doing man
925
01:10:39,744 --> 01:10:42,102
Shame on you, Lesh!
926
01:10:42,383 --> 01:10:45,502
I tell you to bring me his head,
and you make him famous!
927
01:10:45,943 --> 01:10:48,702
It's scandalous!
All those pictures!
928
01:10:48,863 --> 01:10:50,142
Put down the Coke now!
929
01:10:50,303 --> 01:10:52,782
You said the diamond is at the top,
but I was told it was here.
930
01:10:52,943 --> 01:10:54,902
I never said it was with him!
931
01:10:55,063 --> 01:10:57,502
Anyway, you did the work to ask
diamond?
932
01:10:57,663 --> 01:11:00,222
Don't bother!
It's between me and Johnny Lesh.
933
01:11:00,903 --> 01:11:05,902
Forget Johnny Lesh! We are Ottomans.
I am Lemi Galip. And he is Aziz Vefa.
934
01:11:06,143 --> 01:11:07,862
Ottomans, you say?
935
01:11:08,183 --> 01:11:11,262
I should have known by the accent.
"Gala gulu, gala gulu..."
936
01:11:11,423 --> 01:11:14,382
Give us the diamond or we'll screw you!
937
01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:18,342
This star did not fall from the sky, do you understand?
938
01:11:18,583 --> 01:11:19,982
I am the law here!
939
01:11:20,143 --> 01:11:22,902
You want to shoot me
and take the diamond, right?
940
01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:24,701
Come on!
Shoot, if you dare!
941
01:11:25,022 --> 01:11:26,941
tell us where the diamond is
or your man is dead!
942
01:11:27,102 --> 01:11:28,741
Okay, kill him.
Good way to town.
943
01:11:28,902 --> 01:11:32,461
Crazy Turks who come to play
by the cowboys... Did you think you were fooling me?
944
01:11:32,742 --> 01:11:37,061
I'll hide that diamond so well
for seven generations will not find him.
945
01:11:37,382 --> 01:11:39,301
- Come on, shoot!
- Give us the diamond.
946
01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,621
- Come on.
- Give us the diamond!
947
01:11:40,782 --> 01:11:42,861
- Come on.
- Aziz, calm down!
948
01:11:43,102 --> 01:11:45,581
- Come on.
- Aziz, done!
949
01:11:56,022 --> 01:11:58,301
Aziz and Lemi...
950
01:11:59,022 --> 01:12:03,061
I will put bounties on their heads,
then they will see, the scoundrels!
951
01:12:03,222 --> 01:12:06,260
Let's catch them, Mr. Sheriff!
I'm right here.
952
01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:07,780
Chuck...
953
01:12:07,981 --> 01:12:09,580
Put that hand down!
954
01:12:10,221 --> 01:12:12,700
Run and get me a Coke, quick!
955
01:12:12,861 --> 01:12:16,180
Let the nectar slide down your throat…
956
01:12:18,981 --> 01:12:20,740
Paws down!
957
01:12:23,541 --> 01:12:25,460
Okay, thank you.
958
01:12:26,621 --> 01:12:29,660
So the chief has some fans in town!
959
01:12:30,181 --> 01:12:31,940
What happened?
What did the sheriff say?
960
01:12:32,101 --> 01:12:34,700
We'll talk at the hotel.
He doesn't want to say where he is.
961
01:12:34,861 --> 01:12:38,020
Kids, it's poker night.
Give me a chance.
962
01:12:38,181 --> 01:12:40,860
I'm going to take the diamond back from him.
They?
963
01:12:49,020 --> 01:12:52,939
It says "no feathers" on the door.
I think you didn't see.
964
01:12:53,140 --> 01:12:57,059
I've come to dump you on your bare ass, Lloyd.
I'll take your change too! I have money on foot.
965
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:04,419
Come on, sit down, then, if you're able
hold some books in your hand.
966
01:13:04,740 --> 01:13:06,539
Delete it!
967
01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:18,579
Fruit juice for the spectators!
I do honor.
968
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,139
cut
969
01:13:33,179 --> 01:13:35,898
- I open with 100.
- I'm going.
970
01:13:36,619 --> 01:13:38,218
Three books.
971
01:13:44,139 --> 01:13:46,298
And three for me.
972
01:13:48,699 --> 01:13:51,698
250 more.
973
01:13:52,259 --> 01:13:54,098
500.
974
01:13:59,139 --> 01:14:01,378
Two pairs, ladies.
975
01:14:01,739 --> 01:14:03,778
You won!
976
01:14:04,859 --> 01:14:07,458
Have you taken any lessons from the totem pole?
977
01:14:07,979 --> 01:14:10,657
- Manitou is on your side.
- Another coffee!
978
01:14:10,818 --> 01:14:15,337
Open a separate note for viewers!
Reach! How many coffees were there?
979
01:14:25,298 --> 01:14:26,937
Full of ladies.
980
01:14:45,138 --> 01:14:46,737
Full of news.
981
01:14:48,418 --> 01:14:50,377
- We go out a little.
- You can find me here.
982
01:14:50,538 --> 01:14:52,616
Good job, Chief!
983
01:14:54,217 --> 01:14:56,216
It's going very well.
984
01:15:17,537 --> 01:15:19,616
- We're doing great, Aziz.
- Really?
985
01:15:20,337 --> 01:15:22,456
Thank God!
Clean it, clean it!
986
01:15:22,617 --> 01:15:25,736
I want the diamond, Lloyd.
987
01:15:28,257 --> 01:15:29,976
Wait.
988
01:15:33,616 --> 01:15:35,935
- Aziz, throw me 10 dollars!
- What happened?
989
01:15:36,096 --> 01:15:38,495
Everything is fine.
I raise the stakes.
990
01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:41,535
God, chief!
991
01:15:50,616 --> 01:15:52,015
- What happened?
- Dad?
992
01:15:52,176 --> 01:15:53,255
- Chief?
- Everything is fine.
993
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:55,295
- Chief, what happened?
- Dad?
994
01:16:04,976 --> 01:16:08,415
"And while Isadora,
caressed by the sweet breeze..."
995
01:16:08,576 --> 01:16:10,655
"... she was trying to hide her blush..."
996
01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:13,735
"... Jack took it in the middle
and pulled her towards him."
997
01:16:13,896 --> 01:16:17,454
"Their bodies stuck together,
their lips were irresistibly attracted."
998
01:16:17,775 --> 01:16:21,614
"Jack wasn't just a cowboy anymore.
Now he was also a man."
999
01:16:22,015 --> 01:16:25,214
God!
Show me a cowboy like that!
1000
01:16:25,695 --> 01:16:29,734
- Be careful! There's a man in the area!
- Aziz!
1001
01:16:31,855 --> 01:16:35,974
- Were you reading a novel, Suzan?
- What?... I was cleaning my gun.
1002
01:16:36,495 --> 01:16:39,094
God!
How clean can a gun be?
1003
01:16:40,175 --> 01:16:43,654
You have become a true cowboy,
with banjo and all the rest.
1004
01:16:44,575 --> 01:16:47,534
Get out of here!
It's just out of boredom.
1005
01:16:47,695 --> 01:16:52,294
But it doesn't really work for our music.
It's because we have a different system.
1006
01:16:52,455 --> 01:16:56,094
- Our musical notes are a bit dusty.
- Dust...
1007
01:16:56,374 --> 01:16:58,693
- Like me, you mean...
- Don't say that!
1008
01:16:58,854 --> 01:17:03,413
The grading system is different.
You have Do-Re-Mi; we have flats.
1009
01:17:03,654 --> 01:17:06,293
You always say "watch out for Mi".
Is it because of the flats?
1010
01:17:06,454 --> 01:17:09,013
Exact. So, for example:
Do... Re...
1011
01:17:09,174 --> 01:17:15,693
Dooo...Reee...Thousands...
Miii... Faa... Mi...
1012
01:17:16,014 --> 01:17:19,893
- Is that Mi?... Was it still Mi?
- Exactly. Because of the flats.
1013
01:17:20,054 --> 01:17:23,253
I understand. It's great...
Sing something, will you?
1014
01:17:23,614 --> 01:17:25,013
- Shall I sing?
- Come on.
1015
01:17:25,174 --> 01:17:26,533
Okay, I'm starting...
1016
01:17:34,614 --> 01:17:36,973
Now for something more in our style...
1017
01:17:38,653 --> 01:17:47,572
"I don't complain to anyone..."
1018
01:17:48,933 --> 01:17:54,652
"I mourn my condition..."
1019
01:17:57,453 --> 01:18:10,972
"I'm shaking like a criminal
when I think about the future..."
1020
01:18:15,613 --> 01:18:18,452
What strange lyrics, right?
1021
01:18:18,933 --> 01:18:22,211
Yes, I kind of lose the meaning
when you translate them.
1022
01:18:22,692 --> 01:18:26,731
But it's like he's talking about me.
"I mourn my condition"...
1023
01:18:27,092 --> 01:18:30,811
- Why would you cry, Suzan?
- Why shouldn't I cry, Aziz?
1024
01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:34,971
I am 22 years old and I just found out that my mother
she was a cancan dancer...
1025
01:18:35,132 --> 01:18:37,611
... and that dad is Indian.
1026
01:18:38,372 --> 01:18:41,611
Dad was a porter.
But the mother had to carry the whole burden.
1027
01:18:41,772 --> 01:18:42,891
And?
1028
01:18:43,252 --> 01:18:45,251
Well, people kind of laughed at me.
1029
01:18:45,772 --> 01:18:48,531
But he is your father after all.
You have to love him as he is.
1030
01:18:48,692 --> 01:18:51,811
- He has a passion for books.
- I'm talking about the fact that he's Indian!
1031
01:18:52,052 --> 01:18:55,011
And what if he's Indian or white?
1032
01:18:55,372 --> 01:18:58,691
Sooner or later, the whole world
he will realize that we are all brothers.
1033
01:18:58,852 --> 01:19:02,850
- Yes? Are all men brothers?
- Less us two. Look...
1034
01:19:05,891 --> 01:19:09,610
Of course, there are still strange incidents,
when people want their necks...
1035
01:19:09,771 --> 01:19:13,610
But you cannot talk about a world war.
Has there ever been a world war?
1036
01:19:14,091 --> 01:19:16,690
We are in the 19th century.
Was there ever a world war?
1037
01:19:16,851 --> 01:19:20,370
Not. But that doesn't mean it won't be
never one.
1038
01:19:20,851 --> 01:19:24,010
Look, one or two more to go, Suzan.
1039
01:19:24,491 --> 01:19:26,050
Hold this.
1040
01:19:26,571 --> 01:19:29,650
It's not just grades that are your problem.
It seems to me that you are also dust.
1041
01:19:30,051 --> 01:19:31,690
Of course I am...
1042
01:19:33,771 --> 01:19:35,450
I'm dead after you!
1043
01:19:35,731 --> 01:19:37,450
Dead after me?
1044
01:19:38,491 --> 01:19:43,289
But you really think we would be
a matching pair?
1045
01:19:43,770 --> 01:19:46,089
I mean...
It's like we're from different worlds.
1046
01:19:46,250 --> 01:19:49,689
First of all, I chew tobacco.
And you banned tobacco.
1047
01:19:49,970 --> 01:19:53,449
Damn it! This was during the time of Murat IV!
In the 18th century!
1048
01:19:53,770 --> 01:19:56,289
Give up your prejudices, will you?
1049
01:19:56,450 --> 01:19:59,209
If it's not the camels, it's that ban
or the other. It's just nonsense!
1050
01:19:59,370 --> 01:20:02,369
And there is the matter with the four wives.
What are you going to do?
1051
01:20:02,530 --> 01:20:04,529
You take three more wives
and you lock me in the house?
1052
01:20:04,690 --> 01:20:06,969
I always pull them with it.
Four wives...
1053
01:20:07,130 --> 01:20:09,609
We have a legend about a woman named
"Hürmüz The One With Seven Husbands".
1054
01:20:09,770 --> 01:20:11,089
Nobody talks about her.
1055
01:20:11,250 --> 01:20:13,449
First of all, you are from the East.
1056
01:20:14,130 --> 01:20:16,529
But that's exactly why you're perfect
for me!
1057
01:20:16,690 --> 01:20:19,329
Here, the code of honor says:
horse, woman, gun! You have them all!
1058
01:20:20,290 --> 01:20:22,729
Not.
No, I know that story.
1059
01:20:23,090 --> 01:20:26,888
What's gonna happen when you take me home?
1060
01:20:27,049 --> 01:20:30,168
Your family won't want me.
It will be a terrible commotion.
1061
01:20:30,609 --> 01:20:32,608
I've already been thrown into the River of Tears.
1062
01:20:32,769 --> 01:20:35,688
What are you going to do?
Are you throwing me into the Golden Horn?
1063
01:20:36,249 --> 01:20:39,768
If some guy did this to you,
I would throw him in the Golden Horn!
1064
01:20:40,170 --> 01:20:41,329
Not even the Japanese would be able to
1065
01:20:41,386 --> 01:20:42,659
to get him out of there
in the next 100 years.
1066
01:20:42,796 --> 01:20:45,954
Forget this East-West war.
The East also has its good sides.
1067
01:20:46,529 --> 01:20:48,088
- How would that be?
- Me.
1068
01:20:48,249 --> 01:20:51,568
- Your mustache is so interesting...
- And yours too, baby.
1069
01:21:04,929 --> 01:21:07,607
Another white night...
We're welcome.
1070
01:21:08,408 --> 01:21:12,327
I've been playing for years, and he believes
that he can beat me! The idiot!
1071
01:21:13,008 --> 01:21:15,527
Give these to the poor.
1072
01:21:15,688 --> 01:21:19,207
Give the feathers to the women, to make pillows
and other things.
1073
01:21:25,368 --> 01:21:27,687
I go crazy when I know he has the diamond...
1074
01:21:27,848 --> 01:21:29,527
... and I can't get my hands on him.
1075
01:21:29,808 --> 01:21:31,247
Bonjour!
1076
01:21:31,568 --> 01:21:33,407
Niece, Aziz.
1077
01:21:34,528 --> 01:21:37,647
I would blow his brains out, but how would that help us?
1078
01:21:38,088 --> 01:21:42,127
Great! The chief lost all his money
at poker tonight.
1079
01:21:42,488 --> 01:21:45,287
I stopped by the house and got something
on me
1080
01:21:45,648 --> 01:21:48,726
I think these are yours.
The boys gave them to me.
1081
01:21:49,127 --> 01:21:51,166
I'm sorry.
1082
01:21:58,047 --> 01:22:01,206
What happened?
Why do you have these sad faces?
1083
01:22:01,567 --> 01:22:03,646
What happened?
1084
01:22:04,607 --> 01:22:07,126
Maybe I can get some information myself
from the sheriff.
1085
01:22:07,287 --> 01:22:10,206
- Using my feminine charm...
- No! I will not allow this!
1086
01:22:10,807 --> 01:22:14,526
- What feminine charm, Suzan?
- What is her feminine charm, sir?
1087
01:22:15,847 --> 01:22:19,686
The whole city needs to work on it.
Even the smallest hints can help.
1088
01:22:20,007 --> 01:22:22,046
Let's find out where he hid that diamond.
1089
01:22:22,207 --> 01:22:24,406
- My Indian instincts tell me that...
- Spare us, chief!
1090
01:22:24,567 --> 01:22:26,606
I saw what I could do last night
those instincts.
1091
01:22:27,167 --> 01:22:29,805
- You're right, son.
- Son?
1092
01:22:32,166 --> 01:22:33,645
Instincts...
1093
01:22:34,326 --> 01:22:36,925
Come on, friends!
Let's go.
1094
01:22:53,166 --> 01:22:56,165
- What's new, Betty?
- Come, come!
1095
01:22:56,726 --> 01:22:57,805
did you do this
1096
01:22:57,966 --> 01:23:00,245
Send greetings to your mother.
1097
01:23:00,526 --> 01:23:02,005
Now go.
1098
01:23:09,046 --> 01:23:11,524
Father, I want to confess.
1099
01:23:12,325 --> 01:23:15,244
Man, haven't you drowned in sins by now?
1100
01:23:15,405 --> 01:23:18,044
So be it...
Step inside.
1101
01:23:24,045 --> 01:23:27,684
Why don't you stand up?
That way I will hear you better.
1102
01:23:27,845 --> 01:23:29,804
I'm already standing!
1103
01:23:30,365 --> 01:23:32,644
forgive me...
what's your name
1104
01:23:33,085 --> 01:23:37,324
Alejandro Gomez Arias José Lobredo Alfonso
Villa de Sandoz.
1105
01:23:37,645 --> 01:23:42,444
That would be your damn name!
In short! Come on, time is running out!
1106
01:23:42,965 --> 01:23:47,124
- I stole Juan Jimenez Garcia's horses.
- Go on, son.
1107
01:23:47,605 --> 01:23:50,724
And I killed the child in me, father!
1108
01:23:53,604 --> 01:23:56,523
Abortion...
The greatest sin of all!
1109
01:23:56,764 --> 01:24:00,443
- Will the good God forgive me?
- Have faith and he will do it.
1110
01:24:01,364 --> 01:24:02,483
Now get out of there.
1111
01:24:02,644 --> 01:24:07,083
God is always great.
He will surely forgive you.
1112
01:24:07,604 --> 01:24:11,563
Hands up!
I arrest you in the name of the law!
1113
01:24:12,044 --> 01:24:15,843
You came to confess, didn't you? Donkey!
That's one thing. That's another one.
1114
01:24:16,004 --> 01:24:18,523
- Move!
- Give me another chance, sheriff!
1115
01:24:18,684 --> 01:24:20,923
Damn your chances!
1116
01:24:22,564 --> 01:24:25,963
Sheriff, we couldn't solve the problem
so?
1117
01:24:28,524 --> 01:24:30,123
What the hell was that?
1118
01:24:30,284 --> 01:24:33,483
- Let me see your earrings!
- Sure, look.
1119
01:24:33,644 --> 01:24:35,842
You never wear jewelry, Betty.
How can it be?
1120
01:24:36,003 --> 01:24:39,922
Exact. I'm the sheriff's wife, but I've got nothing
with which to show my status.
1121
01:24:40,083 --> 01:24:42,882
This is crazy! The sheriff loves you.
Jump in anyone's eyes.
1122
01:24:43,043 --> 01:24:46,202
He got you a diamond necklace, didn't he?
The whole town is talking about it.
1123
01:24:46,363 --> 01:24:49,722
It's not for me! He plans to sell it.
He won't even let me try it!
1124
01:24:49,883 --> 01:24:52,682
Of course he doesn't want to.
He will give it to me.
1125
01:24:52,843 --> 01:24:56,082
He said it with his mouth.
He will give it to me.
1126
01:24:56,243 --> 01:24:57,762
ok...
1127
01:24:58,243 --> 01:25:00,922
Your father has a diamond at home.
Did he mention anything about it?
1128
01:25:01,083 --> 01:25:03,242
What diamond?
Mind your own business!
1129
01:25:03,403 --> 01:25:08,082
Anyway, dad said in 20 years
you will be the slaves of the Americans.
1130
01:25:09,963 --> 01:25:12,322
When he said that, he meant your mother!
1131
01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:14,402
- The valley!
- Let's go, boys!
1132
01:25:14,563 --> 01:25:15,722
We loved it!
1133
01:25:16,122 --> 01:25:17,921
Damn baby...
1134
01:25:18,442 --> 01:25:19,841
God Almighty...
1135
01:25:21,002 --> 01:25:23,441
these are the sins
that I committed today:
1136
01:25:24,562 --> 01:25:27,201
I took a bribe for the land
to Jessy's family...
1137
01:25:27,962 --> 01:25:30,641
I groped the neighbor's daughter
Mary Lane...
1138
01:25:31,162 --> 01:25:33,641
I just got 20 dollars
just now...
1139
01:25:34,002 --> 01:25:36,601
That's all I can think of for now.
1140
01:25:40,682 --> 01:25:43,281
- What happened? how did it go
- So and so.
1141
01:25:43,442 --> 01:25:46,521
I found out something.
I ate pie and that. Will you?
1142
01:25:46,682 --> 01:25:49,121
I said I'd get something from the kids,
but nothing
1143
01:25:49,282 --> 01:25:51,721
Anyway, I have another source.
Let's see.
1144
01:25:52,122 --> 01:25:54,561
- Make one for me too, will you?
- Really?
1145
01:25:54,802 --> 01:25:56,881
Aziz!
I'm going back to the hotel!
1146
01:25:57,042 --> 01:26:00,040
- It stuck! It stuck.
- Wait.
1147
01:26:00,201 --> 01:26:01,520
- Take care.
- Easy.
1148
01:26:01,681 --> 01:26:03,080
Easy.
1149
01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:04,240
Shoot...
1150
01:26:08,481 --> 01:26:11,160
Your mustache is gone too.
1151
01:26:11,841 --> 01:26:15,680
- God... So, what do I look like?
- Okay.
1152
01:26:16,601 --> 01:26:19,520
- You look great with earrings.
- Do you think?
1153
01:26:23,521 --> 01:26:25,360
But I didn't get to taste it.
1154
01:26:25,521 --> 01:26:27,840
Well, we should be grateful
for the blessings of waxing.
1155
01:26:28,001 --> 01:26:31,560
ok then...
I'm going back to the hotel.
1156
01:26:31,961 --> 01:26:34,840
- I should wash up.
- Come on, go.
1157
01:26:37,241 --> 01:26:39,240
His wife doesn't know much.
1158
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:43,519
But he's going to sell the diamond,
or so he said. That's a risk, of course.
1159
01:26:43,680 --> 01:26:45,079
- Lemmy?
- What?
1160
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:47,079
He muttered something in the church.
1161
01:26:47,240 --> 01:26:50,959
I tried to record it with the gramophone,
but the quality is terrible. Listen...
1162
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:59,679
"The idiot stole milk and two goats
which he guarded on the mountain..."
1163
01:27:00,040 --> 01:27:01,639
- No.
- No.
1164
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:05,239
"It's my duty to shut their mouths..."
1165
01:27:05,480 --> 01:27:06,599
No.
1166
01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,359
"As soon as I sell the diamond,
I deleted it from here."
1167
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:12,399
"Idiots will never track me down."
1168
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:13,559
- Yes!
- Yes!
1169
01:27:13,720 --> 01:27:14,559
That's it!
1170
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:17,719
I secretly took a photo of him,
but it will be ready only in 10 days.
1171
01:27:17,880 --> 01:27:19,319
Secretly?
1172
01:27:19,680 --> 01:27:21,118
What the hell was that?
1173
01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,078
Yes.
1174
01:27:22,239 --> 01:27:24,238
- Didn't you say you had another source?
- Exactly.
1175
01:27:24,399 --> 01:27:26,718
- I know where the diamond is.
- How do you know?
1176
01:27:26,879 --> 01:27:28,558
I got Chuck talking.
1177
01:27:29,439 --> 01:27:31,838
- Chuck, where's the diamond?
- In the vault.
1178
01:27:32,079 --> 01:27:37,078
- And how do we get him out of there?
- We don't take it out. He will hand it to us.
1179
01:27:38,639 --> 01:27:40,718
Look at the plan I've come up with.
1180
01:27:40,879 --> 01:27:43,118
Forty Rivers Oil Wrestling Championship.
1181
01:27:43,279 --> 01:27:44,878
- Fighting in oil...
- Yes.
1182
01:27:45,039 --> 01:27:47,638
We did this once too,
but we stopped when the oil ran out.
1183
01:27:47,799 --> 01:27:48,638
What?
1184
01:27:48,799 --> 01:27:52,278
What's on June 18th?
Cannonball City Liberation Day!
1185
01:27:52,639 --> 01:27:55,398
Who is the villain afraid of?
By the district governor.
1186
01:27:55,719 --> 01:27:58,358
Lemi, telegraph the governor
right now.
1187
01:27:58,519 --> 01:28:03,717
"The Ottoman Sultan declared Cannonball
sister city to Tophane."
1188
01:28:04,278 --> 01:28:06,877
"On Liberation Day, it will take place
a wrestling championship..."
1189
01:28:07,038 --> 01:28:09,214
"...whose prize will be a necklace
with diamond."
1190
01:28:09,224 --> 01:28:10,588
"Your presence will honor us, etc."
1191
01:28:10,598 --> 01:28:13,397
Once it's signed by Sheriff Lloyd,
everything is fine
1192
01:28:13,918 --> 01:28:18,037
Aziz, you are a genius.
Bravo! It's amazing.
1193
01:28:18,278 --> 01:28:19,877
Do you think it will work?
1194
01:28:20,038 --> 01:28:22,357
- Fate will decide.
- And the fighting equipment?
1195
01:28:22,718 --> 01:28:24,397
We will arrange this.
1196
01:28:25,238 --> 01:28:27,277
I'm still hanging around here.
1197
01:28:27,558 --> 01:28:31,037
I'm sure I'm up to something.
But we will find out what.
1198
01:28:31,198 --> 01:28:35,357
Chuck!
Bring me that register of dangerous thugs!
1199
01:28:36,838 --> 01:28:40,397
I need to find a madman to wrap up
accounts with them.
1200
01:28:44,158 --> 01:28:47,796
No, it's not good! Bring me the one with those
who killed their parents!
1201
01:28:53,957 --> 01:28:56,596
Jesse James...
No, it's not good.
1202
01:28:56,957 --> 01:28:59,876
Billy the Kid...
He still has curd in his mouth.
1203
01:29:00,597 --> 01:29:04,596
Hoss from "Bonanza"...
Who put this angel face here?
1204
01:29:04,877 --> 01:29:08,196
Get him out before he causes trouble!
1205
01:29:09,397 --> 01:29:13,196
- That's... Buck Berry!
- Welcome, Mister Sheriff?
1206
01:29:13,557 --> 01:29:14,916
Chuck!
1207
01:29:15,597 --> 01:29:17,316
Finish!
1208
01:29:18,117 --> 01:29:19,996
Buck Berry from Brokeback...
1209
01:29:20,517 --> 01:29:23,196
Only you can fix this, Buck Berry!
1210
01:29:23,797 --> 01:29:27,635
No peasant can come here
and take the law into your hands! Not?
1211
01:29:28,276 --> 01:29:30,035
And is that bald guy coming?
1212
01:29:30,196 --> 01:29:35,835
Make him one with the earth so I can be proud
that I'm from Cannonball!
1213
01:29:36,076 --> 01:29:38,435
- Salam aleikum!
- Aleik...
1214
01:29:38,756 --> 01:29:42,555
I heard you organize
a wrestling championship, sheriff.
1215
01:29:42,796 --> 01:29:46,995
- I came to register.
- Leave the championship and sit down.
1216
01:29:47,156 --> 01:29:51,635
Buck Berry from Brokeback...
Buck Berry has a complaint against you.
1217
01:29:51,796 --> 01:29:54,675
I am a man of the law.
I can't interfere in this.
1218
01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:57,315
Buck Berry challenges you to a duel.
1219
01:29:57,476 --> 01:29:59,715
I accept his challenge.
1220
01:30:00,196 --> 01:30:03,395
I understand you are Ottoman, Aziz-Bei?
1221
01:30:04,676 --> 01:30:06,035
Yes, from Istanbul.
1222
01:30:06,196 --> 01:30:09,674
I've heard a lot about the baths
from Istanbul! Turkish hammams!
1223
01:30:11,355 --> 01:30:14,674
Yes. Actually I am from Samatya,
but I have friends in Galata.
1224
01:30:14,835 --> 01:30:17,154
- If you pass by...
- But I can't leave!
1225
01:30:17,315 --> 01:30:20,954
Forever in the saddle...
But a visit to the hammam, heat, foam...
1226
01:30:22,035 --> 01:30:23,994
But you sweat in the hammam...
1227
01:30:25,355 --> 01:30:27,754
- I know what you mean!
- Well, I don't!
1228
01:30:27,915 --> 01:30:30,474
What's going on here?
What about the duel?
1229
01:30:30,635 --> 01:30:34,554
Such a handsome gentleman cannot be
shot! A drink at the bar, Aziz-Bei?
1230
01:30:34,715 --> 01:30:35,631
Take it forward.
1231
01:30:35,641 --> 01:30:38,425
I'll come later too. I respect
everyone, regardless of orientation.
1232
01:30:38,435 --> 01:30:40,554
Sheriff, put me on the list.
Goodbye, stay with the Lord.
1233
01:30:40,715 --> 01:30:43,434
I'll see you again. You can do me the honor
with something to drink on a good day.
1234
01:30:43,675 --> 01:30:46,714
- With pleasure...
- Wow! I hope so.
1235
01:30:48,515 --> 01:30:51,113
what the hell are you doing
1236
01:30:51,274 --> 01:30:53,473
I said kill him, and you trade
of kindness! Baby!
1237
01:30:53,634 --> 01:30:56,913
I'm kicking you for not seeing you, sheriff!
Stop getting on my nerves!
1238
01:30:59,314 --> 01:31:00,753
Mr Aziz...
1239
01:31:02,714 --> 01:31:06,873
Mr. Aziz, you need to loosen up.
Let's train to get in shape.
1240
01:31:07,034 --> 01:31:09,793
Wait, don't oil me. Stop it!
You're going to get me in trouble.
1241
01:31:09,954 --> 01:31:13,073
- Rub my back a little.
- Wait! You don't know what it's about. Move!
1242
01:31:13,594 --> 01:31:15,353
- Who is that?
- Move!
1243
01:31:19,954 --> 01:31:23,073
Bald or blind, help yourself, they say.
1244
01:31:23,234 --> 01:31:24,553
look at me
1245
01:31:24,994 --> 01:31:26,913
Look at me, dammit!
1246
01:31:27,074 --> 01:31:31,912
Go tell him the sheriff is challenging him
to a duel after the evening prayer.
1247
01:31:32,073 --> 01:31:34,912
And then you go to the belfry,
as usual.
1248
01:31:39,153 --> 01:31:41,312
Okay, now for some action.
Let's see some passion.
1249
01:31:41,513 --> 01:31:44,552
"Don't be envious when you look at us..."
1250
01:31:44,793 --> 01:31:47,592
"Find your match and be happy..."
1251
01:31:48,033 --> 01:31:50,832
- "Fe-ri-citi..."
- "Happy..."
1252
01:31:51,313 --> 01:31:53,312
- "Don't be..."
- Susan... Susan!
1253
01:31:53,473 --> 01:31:56,472
- I found this at home. And an umbrella.
- Thank you, Betty.
1254
01:31:56,633 --> 01:31:58,912
It will be the first time I wear something like this.
1255
01:31:59,073 --> 01:32:01,992
Look a little.
what do you say
1256
01:32:02,393 --> 01:32:05,672
- Come here.
- Aziz!
1257
01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:09,112
I hope you are not wasting your time.
I have not yet received a reply to the telegram.
1258
01:32:09,273 --> 01:32:11,192
It will come, baby.
God help...
1259
01:32:11,353 --> 01:32:13,330
What happened to that guy
who does stunts on horseback?
1260
01:32:13,340 --> 01:32:14,342
We are waiting for an answer.
1261
01:32:14,352 --> 01:32:17,671
Aziz, our reciter has come.
Come on, sweetie.
1262
01:32:18,392 --> 01:32:22,631
"A mournful Apache!
His eyes are in tears!"
1263
01:32:22,912 --> 01:32:24,711
- "He was a loner..."
- Aziz-Bei!
1264
01:32:24,872 --> 01:32:25,831
what do you want
1265
01:32:25,992 --> 01:32:29,951
Sheriff Lloyd challenges you to a duel
in the market. At 6 o'clock.
1266
01:32:30,152 --> 01:32:32,751
- Aziz... Let me go.
- I'm going to face the sheriff!
1267
01:32:32,912 --> 01:32:35,671
- Suzan, you can't risk your life!
- Aziz, this is my specialty.
1268
01:32:35,832 --> 01:32:39,271
For me it's child's play.
You can't draw the gun faster than I can.
1269
01:32:39,432 --> 01:32:43,151
- I'm fast too! Look!
- That's my gun!
1270
01:32:43,312 --> 01:32:44,351
What?
1271
01:32:44,912 --> 01:32:47,031
Come on, take out that gun.
Let's see how fast you are.
1272
01:32:47,192 --> 01:32:49,271
Suzan, how can I point a gun at you?
1273
01:32:49,872 --> 01:32:52,951
If you are faster than me, you can go
to the duel. Now come on!
1274
01:32:53,112 --> 01:32:53,911
- Susan...
- Come on!
1275
01:32:54,072 --> 01:32:54,830
- Chief...
- Come on!
1276
01:32:54,991 --> 01:32:55,830
- Chuck!
- Lemmy!
1277
01:32:55,991 --> 01:32:57,830
- Come on!
- Make up your mind once!
1278
01:33:04,271 --> 01:33:07,630
Tell the sheriff he'll face her
on Suzan Van Dyke.
1279
01:33:07,791 --> 01:33:10,990
I'm going to see what that madman is doing.
1280
01:33:11,951 --> 01:33:13,430
- My girl...
- Dad...
1281
01:33:13,751 --> 01:33:15,030
Aziz...
1282
01:33:15,911 --> 01:33:19,350
Listen here! If you write about it
in those memories, i kill you!
1283
01:33:30,711 --> 01:33:33,950
This is the calm before the storm.
More important things to come...
1284
01:33:34,111 --> 01:33:35,710
Get on!
1285
01:33:44,150 --> 01:33:46,149
What is that eagle doing?
1286
01:33:46,550 --> 01:33:50,189
- What are you doing there?
- I'm taking the lady's measurements... For the coffin.
1287
01:33:50,350 --> 01:33:54,109
If you need action, take it from me.
Here we go... 25 cm. Valley!
1288
01:33:54,390 --> 01:33:56,629
Suzan, I'm going to give you the talisman from my mother.
1289
01:33:56,790 --> 01:33:59,709
It will protect you from any danger.
1290
01:34:01,030 --> 01:34:04,109
Or maybe not. Good.
I love you, Susan.
1291
01:34:05,390 --> 01:34:08,509
- I love you too, Aziz.
- Come on, you baldy!
1292
01:34:08,990 --> 01:34:12,389
Get over it or you'll get a bullet
backwards
1293
01:34:13,390 --> 01:34:16,229
- Carry yourselves too.
- Cheers!
1294
01:34:19,069 --> 01:34:24,188
After the duel is over,
get out of town!
1295
01:34:38,509 --> 01:34:40,588
There!...
On the roof!
1296
01:34:53,149 --> 01:34:55,348
It was so predictable of you...
1297
01:34:55,509 --> 01:34:57,148
Son of a bitch!
1298
01:34:59,308 --> 01:35:01,107
- Susan...
- Aziz!
1299
01:35:03,228 --> 01:35:06,107
- Brother Aziz, look back at your mirror.
- Good job, Johnnie!
1300
01:35:06,268 --> 01:35:08,067
Actions, not words!
1301
01:35:08,228 --> 01:35:11,107
The spiritual level of a man is visible
in his deeds... Good job Johnnie!
1302
01:35:11,268 --> 01:35:16,227
"This poor mind is no match for this spirit,
her scales tip with so much weight."
1303
01:35:16,988 --> 01:35:18,147
It is by Ziya-Pasha.
1304
01:35:21,388 --> 01:35:23,107
Bravo!
1305
01:35:26,068 --> 01:35:28,707
Mr. Sheriff Lloyd?
You have a telegram.
1306
01:35:29,028 --> 01:35:30,507
Get on!
1307
01:35:37,108 --> 01:35:39,147
The governor's office says...
1308
01:35:39,468 --> 01:35:43,106
An invitation?
Kirkpinar Oil Fights...
1309
01:35:46,507 --> 01:35:50,146
Under the auspices of the great Ottoman sultan, yes?
1310
01:35:50,747 --> 01:35:52,546
And he says that I am the organizer!
1311
01:35:53,347 --> 01:35:56,586
Who sent this telegram?
may he burn in hell!
1312
01:35:57,667 --> 01:36:01,546
Governor Wilson is coming.
The mayor will also be there.
1313
01:36:02,187 --> 01:36:04,786
Office clerks also assist
district governor.
1314
01:36:04,947 --> 01:36:07,666
How can I alienate that huge diamond
with my own hand?
1315
01:36:07,827 --> 01:36:12,066
- God! Get rid of him and that's it!
- To hell with your vinegar water!
1316
01:36:12,347 --> 01:36:16,506
- Go and play outside! Immediate!
- Come on, hit him! Snap the boy!
1317
01:36:16,667 --> 01:36:20,066
Hit him in the head, make him go crazy
just like his brother!
1318
01:36:20,627 --> 01:36:22,266
What am I going to do?
1319
01:36:22,506 --> 01:36:25,945
It makes me nervous.
They will all be here tomorrow!
1320
01:36:26,706 --> 01:36:30,025
I'm going to kill myself...
I'm going to kill myself!
1321
01:36:30,426 --> 01:36:34,025
It's not that easy, ma'am.
That thing is like a crystal chandelier.
1322
01:36:34,306 --> 01:36:36,865
- What did you say?
- Crystal chandelier!
1323
01:36:39,146 --> 01:36:44,105
- Well done, Chuck!... Clap your hands!
- Please, Mr. Sheriff!
1324
01:36:44,666 --> 01:36:46,985
I mean it this time, Chuck.
1325
01:36:49,306 --> 01:36:51,785
Damn your father's enemies!
1326
01:36:53,786 --> 01:36:58,185
A crystal chandelier, right?
1327
01:37:13,505 --> 01:37:15,944
And your costumes are great.
1328
01:37:16,345 --> 01:37:18,624
- You could be the groom!
- Thank you, chief.
1329
01:37:18,905 --> 01:37:22,544
- How do I look, dad?
- As beautiful as your mother, my dear.
1330
01:37:23,025 --> 01:37:25,424
Okay, I'm going there.
1331
01:37:27,145 --> 01:37:29,144
- Come on, good luck.
- Thanks, baby.
1332
01:37:29,305 --> 01:37:30,504
- Lemmy!
- Aziz?
1333
01:37:30,665 --> 01:37:31,744
- Guess who came?
- Who?
1334
01:37:31,905 --> 01:37:34,504
Buffalo Bill!
You give the opening speech.
1335
01:37:34,825 --> 01:37:36,304
So this is for real...
1336
01:37:36,465 --> 01:37:38,544
Then he's the stunt cowboy.
I gave him money...
1337
01:37:38,705 --> 01:37:41,184
- And here I am, darlings...
- Beautiful! Go to your horse!
1338
01:37:41,425 --> 01:37:43,064
The governor has come!
The governor!
1339
01:37:43,225 --> 01:37:44,464
The governor!
1340
01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:51,383
Lemi Galip, sir.
From Finance... Welcome!
1341
01:37:51,544 --> 01:37:53,503
Aziz Vefa, from the secret police.
But this is secret.
1342
01:37:53,664 --> 01:37:55,103
- Nice to meet you.
- Your welcome.
1343
01:37:55,264 --> 01:37:57,783
Mr. Governor...
William Lloyd, Sheriff of Cannonball.
1344
01:37:57,944 --> 01:38:00,903
- Nice to meet you.
- And I'm his wife, Betty Lloyd.
1345
01:38:01,144 --> 01:38:03,623
- It's my pleasure, madam.
- Everything is clean. Please have a seat.
1346
01:38:03,784 --> 01:38:08,943
Please... Welcome...
I organized everything!
1347
01:38:10,344 --> 01:38:12,223
Get out of there!
You stay somewhere else.
1348
01:38:12,384 --> 01:38:13,943
Get on!
1349
01:38:15,224 --> 01:38:20,623
Governor, we are friends
with our Indian brothers for years.
1350
01:38:21,304 --> 01:38:25,223
I would also like to hand you the prize
which we will give to the winner.
1351
01:38:25,544 --> 01:38:26,823
Thank you.
1352
01:38:27,823 --> 01:38:30,382
- Sir, let's start.
- You're welcome.
1353
01:38:35,263 --> 01:38:39,862
One, two, test...
One, two, test... Test...
1354
01:38:40,303 --> 01:38:41,262
Aziz...
1355
01:38:41,503 --> 01:38:42,782
Ya yay...
1356
01:38:46,703 --> 01:38:51,942
Mr. Governor... Sir
District Governor... Mr. Mayor...
1357
01:38:52,543 --> 01:38:55,397
Our brothers and sisters
from the Sioux tribe...
1358
01:38:55,407 --> 01:38:57,227
And you Cannonball residents...
1359
01:39:00,383 --> 01:39:03,222
I look around to see if I forgot
someone.
1360
01:39:04,383 --> 01:39:09,621
As our Sultan declared
Tophane district of Istanbul...
1361
01:39:09,782 --> 01:39:13,621
... twinned with this distinction
community...
1362
01:39:13,782 --> 01:39:16,341
... I am delighted, at this moment,
to put on a show in honor of...
1363
01:39:16,502 --> 01:39:20,501
... the liberation of Cannonball City
of the enemy forces by the local guard!
1364
01:39:38,862 --> 01:39:43,221
"A mournful Apache!
His eyes are in tears!"
1365
01:39:43,382 --> 01:39:48,181
"A lonely cowboy...
He rode through mountains and valleys."
1366
01:39:48,542 --> 01:39:52,620
"Cry, cowboy, cry!
Let me cry too!"
1367
01:39:53,061 --> 01:39:57,620
"Let me give you a piece
from this earth!"
1368
01:40:00,021 --> 01:40:03,540
Get up and do something yourself. Come on!
We need to get past the governor.
1369
01:40:06,141 --> 01:40:11,580
"American cowboys ride without changes
and without a saddle..."
1370
01:40:15,941 --> 01:40:19,180
And now, the shooting show
of Suzan Van Dyke!
1371
01:40:21,501 --> 01:40:24,700
Get over there! Quick!
Be careful not to shoot the governor.
1372
01:40:44,860 --> 01:40:47,419
Five minutes left, kids.
1373
01:40:52,060 --> 01:40:57,099
Fighters!... Fighters!
The best are here!
1374
01:40:57,260 --> 01:41:00,099
More and more man...
1375
01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:04,219
I kick like horses...
Fight like lions...
1376
01:41:04,540 --> 01:41:08,139
Here is the arena...
And here are the fighters.
1377
01:41:08,340 --> 01:41:13,619
Don't hesitate when you're on the ground...
Don't brag when you're high...
1378
01:41:13,900 --> 01:41:16,618
Grab him by the balls when you're down...
1379
01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:20,098
Stick your hand in her ass when you're on top...
1380
01:41:20,459 --> 01:41:22,338
The winner is... Aziz Vefa!
1381
01:41:23,939 --> 01:41:25,298
Well done, Aziz!
1382
01:41:25,899 --> 01:41:29,778
- What does the winner get?
- A head in the mouth... What do you care?
1383
01:41:30,019 --> 01:41:31,298
Watch the show!
1384
01:41:35,819 --> 01:41:38,658
The winner is... Little Joe!
1385
01:41:41,259 --> 01:41:43,938
The winner is... Aziz Vefa!
1386
01:41:51,699 --> 01:41:54,818
The winner is... Dumb John!
1387
01:41:57,098 --> 01:42:00,977
- Come on, Aziz!... Well done!
- The winner is... Aziz Vefa!
1388
01:42:02,938 --> 01:42:06,177
The winner is... Big Ben!
1389
01:42:11,018 --> 01:42:12,377
Well done, Aziz!
1390
01:42:12,898 --> 01:42:15,337
Are you really screwing them or are they just being nice?
1391
01:42:15,498 --> 01:42:16,857
They are kind.
1392
01:42:17,498 --> 01:42:20,097
- We have the diamond, Aziz. Not?
- Exactly, my friend.
1393
01:42:20,258 --> 01:42:22,577
- There is only one small detail left.
- What, him?
1394
01:42:22,738 --> 01:42:24,657
No, not him.
That guy.
1395
01:42:25,018 --> 01:42:27,737
what do you want
It's quite oily. Valley!
1396
01:42:27,898 --> 01:42:31,457
Come on, Aziz!
You are doing great. Luck!
1397
01:42:42,057 --> 01:42:44,016
Well done, Aziz!
Bravo!
1398
01:42:44,377 --> 01:42:46,336
- Is he dead?
- No.
1399
01:42:46,617 --> 01:42:49,616
I gave him two beanstalks
before the contest.
1400
01:42:49,817 --> 01:42:51,216
It's a wonder it lasted this long.
1401
01:42:51,377 --> 01:42:54,936
The winner of the competition...
Aziz Vefa!
1402
01:42:56,977 --> 01:42:59,256
Come on, Aziz.
The governor is waiting.
1403
01:43:03,297 --> 01:43:04,856
I'm so happy, Suzan!
1404
01:43:05,017 --> 01:43:07,416
Well done, bald man.
Congratulations!
1405
01:43:08,017 --> 01:43:10,416
You earned it with your own hands.
1406
01:43:10,897 --> 01:43:13,936
Mr. Governor, please
to do the honors. You're welcome.
1407
01:43:14,217 --> 01:43:16,376
- Congratulations, Aziz-Bei.
- Thank you, sir.
1408
01:43:16,577 --> 01:43:21,895
What is it called? You have won a great victory
in this arena.
1409
01:43:22,296 --> 01:43:26,855
So, I offer you this prize.
We're welcome.
1410
01:43:31,816 --> 01:43:33,975
- Aziz-Bei?
- Take a seat.
1411
01:43:34,656 --> 01:43:37,295
- Aziz, the diamond is fake.
- I understand.
1412
01:43:37,496 --> 01:43:40,975
- The real diamond is in the vault.
- I think I know where the key is.
1413
01:43:41,136 --> 01:43:42,335
How so?
1414
01:43:42,496 --> 01:43:45,335
- I pulled Chuck's tongue.
- Did you pull Chuck's tongue?
1415
01:43:47,176 --> 01:43:49,615
Chuck! where is the diamond
- In the vault.
1416
01:43:49,896 --> 01:43:52,175
- Where is the key?
- In the sheriff's ass.
1417
01:43:52,536 --> 01:43:53,615
Lightning!
1418
01:43:54,376 --> 01:43:59,095
At first I didn't take it seriously.
But now it all makes sense.
1419
01:44:00,815 --> 01:44:02,054
Wait here.
1420
01:44:02,295 --> 01:44:03,894
- Mr. Governor?
- Yes?
1421
01:44:04,255 --> 01:44:08,174
If possible, I would like to challenge him to a fight
on Sheriff Lloyd.
1422
01:44:08,535 --> 01:44:10,414
Of course, as you wish.
1423
01:44:10,695 --> 01:44:12,654
- Come on, crook!
- But, Mr. Governor...
1424
01:44:12,815 --> 01:44:14,294
- Bring the equipment!
- But, Mr. Governor...
1425
01:44:14,455 --> 01:44:15,934
The drums!
1426
01:44:18,215 --> 01:44:19,614
Lloyd!
1427
01:44:33,655 --> 01:44:37,574
I may be lame, but you looked for her
with the candle, you bald man!
1428
01:44:38,015 --> 01:44:41,134
Come on then...
third world citizen!
1429
01:44:41,575 --> 01:44:45,533
For me there is only one world.
And you have no place in it, Lloyd!
1430
01:44:45,694 --> 01:44:50,573
- Then I'll go to the moon.
- You will say that you were, but you will lie!
1431
01:44:51,534 --> 01:44:54,213
Mouth!
Shit imperialist!
1432
01:44:56,494 --> 01:45:01,133
You'll get a kick out of flying
from the Balkans in the next 50 years!
1433
01:45:01,374 --> 01:45:03,773
- Then you will see!
- No chance!
1434
01:45:06,334 --> 01:45:11,013
Get your hand out of there!
Stop touching me!
1435
01:45:13,174 --> 01:45:14,333
Susan!
1436
01:45:18,894 --> 01:45:21,413
The winner is... Aziz Vefa!
1437
01:45:24,733 --> 01:45:26,532
Are you feeling better now?
1438
01:45:28,253 --> 01:45:30,292
Chief... it's yours now!
1439
01:45:30,733 --> 01:45:33,132
And now, the couple's duet!
1440
01:45:49,613 --> 01:45:52,972
"I'm tired of bachelorhood,"
1441
01:45:53,253 --> 01:45:56,852
"Mistresses don't smile at me anymore."
1442
01:45:57,213 --> 01:46:00,132
"I'm tired of bachelorhood,"
1443
01:46:00,853 --> 01:46:04,012
"Mistresses don't smile at me anymore."
1444
01:46:04,453 --> 01:46:07,971
"All I want is to get married,"
1445
01:46:08,292 --> 01:46:11,491
"But where is the right girl?"
1446
01:46:12,012 --> 01:46:15,331
"All I want is to get married,"
1447
01:46:15,652 --> 01:46:18,651
"But where is the right girl?"
1448
01:46:19,292 --> 01:46:22,771
"I'm tired of being alone,"
1449
01:46:23,052 --> 01:46:26,371
"Lovers don't turn me on anymore."
1450
01:46:26,892 --> 01:46:30,091
"I'm tired of being alone,"
1451
01:46:30,372 --> 01:46:33,451
"Lovers don't turn me on anymore."
1452
01:46:33,972 --> 01:46:37,371
"All I want is the wedding,"
1453
01:46:37,652 --> 01:46:39,611
"But where is the right man?"
1454
01:46:39,972 --> 01:46:42,051
- What did you say your name was, young man?
- Chuck.
1455
01:46:42,212 --> 01:46:43,571
You looked for it with the candle!
1456
01:46:45,332 --> 01:46:48,770
"But where is the right man?"
1457
01:46:49,091 --> 01:46:52,570
"Here is a beautiful girl..."
1458
01:46:52,851 --> 01:46:55,930
"Will she love me if I ask her?"
1459
01:46:56,371 --> 01:47:00,050
"Here is a beautiful girl..."
1460
01:47:00,291 --> 01:47:03,370
"Will she love me if I ask her?"
1461
01:47:03,771 --> 01:47:07,170
"Mademoiselle, will you shake my hand?"
1462
01:47:07,451 --> 01:47:10,690
"Take my hand too, because my heart is yours!"
1463
01:47:11,091 --> 01:47:14,730
"Mademoiselle, will you shake my hand?"
1464
01:47:14,891 --> 01:47:18,170
"Take my hand too, because my heart is yours!"
1465
01:47:18,571 --> 01:47:22,210
"Now I've Found My Love,"
1466
01:47:22,371 --> 01:47:25,450
"You are my blessing!"
1467
01:47:25,891 --> 01:47:29,609
"Come, come into my arms!"
1468
01:47:29,770 --> 01:47:33,009
"If you are alone, follow us,"
1469
01:47:33,410 --> 01:47:37,009
"Don't be envious when you look at us,"
1470
01:47:37,170 --> 01:47:40,209
"Find your match and be happy!"
1471
01:47:40,690 --> 01:47:44,209
"Don't be envious when you look at us,"
1472
01:47:44,450 --> 01:47:47,729
"Find your match and be happy!"
1473
01:47:59,290 --> 01:48:02,529
Tell him about the woman.
The one from diligence, almost to rape you!
1474
01:48:02,690 --> 01:48:06,249
Mr. Aziz, stop with the jokes.
So it was this woman...
1475
01:48:08,930 --> 01:48:12,928
The boy from the church!
You made it to the White House, right?
1476
01:48:13,089 --> 01:48:14,928
- Well done!
- That's still nothing.
1477
01:48:15,089 --> 01:48:16,848
For now I'm just relieving myself in their lemonade.
1478
01:48:17,009 --> 01:48:18,568
Wait to see what comes next...
1479
01:48:18,729 --> 01:48:20,888
Thank you very much!
1480
01:48:21,729 --> 01:48:23,928
What are you doing here?
1481
01:48:24,089 --> 01:48:27,248
I didn't tell you things were coming
much bigger?
1482
01:48:28,169 --> 01:48:29,608
Luck.
1483
01:48:30,089 --> 01:48:32,488
President James Abraham Garfield.
1484
01:48:45,129 --> 01:48:46,288
Let me...
1485
01:48:46,449 --> 01:48:50,528
Belatedly, I would like to present you with a gift
to our great sultan...
1486
01:48:51,369 --> 01:48:54,767
- You're welcome.
- As a symbol of our friendship...
1487
01:48:56,928 --> 01:49:02,807
Unbelievable! What a diamond!
Where did you find this?
1488
01:49:03,528 --> 01:49:05,487
You didn't steal it, did you?
1489
01:49:07,808 --> 01:49:11,687
- Do you have something like that over there?
- It is a gift from the Sultan's heart.
1490
01:49:12,008 --> 01:49:17,247
Okay, but I can't wear it.
Isn't that right, Benson?
1491
01:49:19,528 --> 01:49:25,647
Now I have a question for you.
Are the camels around?
1492
01:49:26,128 --> 01:49:30,527
- Yes, I am. But not according to you.
- Okay, then.
1493
01:49:32,048 --> 01:49:35,526
Aziz-Bei, a little gift
from the White House.
1494
01:49:36,487 --> 01:49:40,006
Considering that it will surely be stolen from you
the shoes on the way back...
1495
01:49:40,167 --> 01:49:42,326
... at least you won't come back barefoot!
1496
01:49:45,847 --> 01:49:48,566
Aziz, don't lose your temper.
1497
01:49:50,247 --> 01:49:52,486
Mr. President, allow me
to answer you.
1498
01:49:52,647 --> 01:49:55,686
Barefoot and without a fez on the head,
we saw the west together...
1499
01:49:55,847 --> 01:49:59,166
It was wild, it was gentle,
it was an adventure...
1500
01:49:59,327 --> 01:50:02,766
You deserve swearing,
but today I will keep my mouth shut...
1501
01:50:02,927 --> 01:50:05,606
Give me those boots
to leave with something in hand...
1502
01:50:05,767 --> 01:50:07,366
Clap your hands, Lemi.
1503
01:50:09,727 --> 01:50:12,046
So that's the story, Vedat.
Actually...
1504
01:50:12,207 --> 01:50:16,925
... you will find the wise words said
by Aziz to the president...
1505
01:50:17,086 --> 01:50:20,965
... written right here, in old Turkish.
I mean everything is...
1506
01:50:21,166 --> 01:50:24,325
- For real.
- Really, yes.
1507
01:50:24,726 --> 01:50:26,365
Let's look.
1508
01:50:27,286 --> 01:50:30,845
- Here. The inscription is in old Turkish.
- Extraordinary.
1509
01:50:31,926 --> 01:50:32,885
Wonderful.
1510
01:50:33,046 --> 01:50:37,285
Zeki, you told us a great story.
You kept us on our toes.
1511
01:50:37,446 --> 01:50:40,485
So...how much do you want on boots?
1512
01:50:42,286 --> 01:50:43,405
Twentieth.
1513
01:50:43,566 --> 01:50:45,605
- Twenty what?
- From dinars!
1514
01:50:47,646 --> 01:50:51,885
$20,000, bro. But believe me
this price is just for you.
1515
01:50:52,046 --> 01:50:54,325
Alpay knows.
1516
01:50:54,486 --> 01:50:58,244
Vedat, if I didn't need money,
I seriously wouldn't sell them.
1517
01:50:58,405 --> 01:50:59,964
It's worth a fortune.
1518
01:51:00,125 --> 01:51:04,324
Well Zeki...
I mean, if it was the diamond...
1519
01:51:04,605 --> 01:51:09,044
All that stuff is in museums.
So I didn't get to see him either.
1520
01:51:09,445 --> 01:51:14,924
I was joking. But to be honest
I don't really care about boots.
1521
01:51:15,085 --> 01:51:17,724
- You should find a collector.
- That's right.
1522
01:51:17,885 --> 01:51:20,604
- So you're not interested...
- I'm afraid not.
1523
01:51:21,325 --> 01:51:23,564
- Alpay, is it ok for you?
- Sure.
1524
01:51:23,725 --> 01:51:29,484
Vedat, I have something else that I think you could use
attract attention.
1525
01:51:31,045 --> 01:51:33,964
Well, bro, it's about...
1526
01:51:36,285 --> 01:51:39,523
... a nunchaku encrusted with emeralds.
1527
01:51:39,724 --> 01:51:42,243
- Did you bring mimchika with you?
- Nunchaku, not mimchika.
1528
01:51:42,404 --> 01:51:46,763
"Did you mean mimchika"?
This nunchaku is all emeralds.
1529
01:51:47,244 --> 01:51:51,443
It was a gift from the Sultan
for the emperor of China.
1530
01:51:51,644 --> 01:51:54,963
Well, the interesting part
is that these emeralds...
1531
01:51:55,484 --> 01:51:59,483
- Yes?
- I say further only if you buy it.
1532
01:52:00,484 --> 01:52:02,283
Okay, go on then.
1533
01:52:02,444 --> 01:52:05,283
The Sultan calls them to him
Aziz and Lemi...
1534
01:52:27,683 --> 01:52:31,722
I have no idea what the hell is in it,
but she's damn good!
1535
01:52:31,883 --> 01:52:34,802
- Hats off to whoever discovered it!
- Bon appetit.
1536
01:52:35,683 --> 01:52:37,162
Do you want the formula?
1537
01:52:37,323 --> 01:52:38,362
- Yes!
- N/A!
1538
01:52:41,763 --> 01:52:44,322
Have you never seen Istanbul?
1539
01:52:44,483 --> 01:52:47,762
Not! But some friends were in Bodrum,
I keep telling myself.
1540
01:52:47,923 --> 01:52:50,402
Looks like it's not the same anymore...
1541
01:52:50,563 --> 01:52:53,242
Of course, with all these visits...
1542
01:52:53,523 --> 01:52:57,162
Listen, if you have a baby,
don't give it a ridiculous name, OK?
1543
01:52:57,323 --> 01:52:59,722
- What name shall we choose, father?
- "Lost Sheep".
1544
01:52:59,883 --> 01:53:00,922
What do you mean?
1545
01:53:01,083 --> 01:53:04,561
"Red Stone, Bambi, Stray Sheep"...
It doesn't work?
1546
01:53:04,722 --> 01:53:06,161
After you?
1547
01:53:06,402 --> 01:53:07,641
It doesn't work.
1548
01:53:07,962 --> 01:53:10,321
Chuck!
Did you find that woman?
1549
01:53:10,482 --> 01:53:11,801
Not.
1550
01:53:12,082 --> 01:53:14,841
Do you see this woman?
She is wanted...
1551
01:53:16,122 --> 01:53:17,601
Suzan, I envy you so much.
1552
01:53:17,762 --> 01:53:20,441
I want to become the voice of the women in the village.
1553
01:53:21,202 --> 01:53:22,361
With this voice?
1554
01:53:23,962 --> 01:53:27,401
According to me, we should adopt
the good customs of the East.
1555
01:53:27,842 --> 01:53:31,081
Apparently my ancestors were
from Central Anatolia.
1556
01:53:31,242 --> 01:53:32,281
did you know
1557
01:53:32,442 --> 01:53:34,361
It can be seen...
1558
01:53:34,762 --> 01:53:37,201
You can tell by the accent, right?
1559
01:53:37,362 --> 01:53:38,641
Yes.
1560
01:53:40,002 --> 01:53:43,720
I do my best to hide it, but...
1561
01:53:43,881 --> 01:53:45,720
I want to atone, father.
1562
01:53:51,481 --> 01:53:56,920
Look, can you do this?
Alone, in your corner.
1563
01:53:57,081 --> 01:53:59,160
Come on, try it.
1564
01:53:59,721 --> 01:54:02,040
Alas, woman!
1565
01:54:02,401 --> 01:54:06,920
You left me too soon, you left me
alone with this madman!
1566
01:54:14,041 --> 01:54:17,880
I hope you won't put me in a cage
after we get married.
1567
01:54:18,241 --> 01:54:21,600
If I liked cages,
I would raise lions...
1568
01:54:21,841 --> 01:54:23,480
Logically...
1569
01:54:23,801 --> 01:54:25,959
At worst, mom...
1570
01:54:26,120 --> 01:54:28,599
... has a cottage at Samatya.
1571
01:54:28,760 --> 01:54:29,999
We could live there.
1572
01:54:30,160 --> 01:54:33,479
What, stay with my mother-in-law?
1573
01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:36,599
We can also take a villa in Emirgan,
1574
01:54:36,760 --> 01:54:39,639
I'll set you up there with a mandolin
in hand...
1575
01:54:39,800 --> 01:54:42,479
So I can't get rid of the mandolin, right?
1576
01:54:42,640 --> 01:54:45,639
Well, I also have musical talent.
1577
01:54:46,040 --> 01:54:51,559
Doooo reeee thousands fa thousands...
1578
01:54:51,880 --> 01:54:55,302
- There is a problem with "mi"...
- Yes, flats...
1579
01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:59,373
In the thousands...
1580
01:55:00,952 --> 01:55:04,855
Not so. First in front.
So.
1581
01:55:05,354 --> 01:55:07,055
I never needed them
during the movie.
1582
01:55:07,223 --> 01:55:10,170
I didn't shoot even once in two hours.
1583
01:55:10,337 --> 01:55:12,329
It's the screenwriter's fault.
1584
01:55:12,496 --> 01:55:15,070
I for one am abandoning comedy.
1585
01:55:15,237 --> 01:55:16,565
Who do you abandon it to?
1586
01:55:16,732 --> 01:55:17,852
Don't ask me questions.
1587
01:55:18,019 --> 01:55:20,094
Don't ask me questions, I don't know the lines.
1588
01:55:20,261 --> 01:55:23,001
Okay, I finished filming without any accidents,
it's already something.
1589
01:55:23,168 --> 01:55:26,447
thank god...
1590
01:55:26,698 --> 01:55:28,233
It should be!
1591
01:55:28,400 --> 01:55:30,724
But what did you do?
1592
01:55:30,891 --> 01:55:33,257
Wait, I'll disinfect the wound.
1593
01:55:34,305 --> 01:56:34,714
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